Lemme find some music right quick for this post! Hold on a second...
OKAY!?
This is good. Lemme JUST!?
Stick this right HERE!
And there you GO!
Let me start off by saying GOOD MORNING WHEREVER YOU ARE! Hope you're having a GREAT DAY OR NIGHT OR WHAT HAVE YOU! LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT!
Just finished taking my blood pressure and its NORMAL! 'Bout fuckin time. Normal is 120/80. This morning my lovely machine made sure to give me GREAT NEWS! 122/74! I have my doctor's appointment next week to check in with him and make sure everything ESSENTIAL still works. My weight is down to 289-pounds and I'm back on track with My Workouts. This goddamn gut though, FIGHTIN BACK LIKE A MuH-FUCKA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! It too wants to live, AT MY EXPENSE! And I can't have that!
Of course I'm gonna drop a couple of jewels right quick on here. Then go on ahead and workout! Then hit the shower. THEN FINALLY EAT. And then get my Black-ass back to RE-editing Chap-1! So? Please make sure that the safety bar is firmly secure on your reading-car, because thou shall not sue-ith me for injuries sustained while reading mine ideas, thoughts and all that good shit! Legal disclaimer, DONE. LET'S GET THIS RIDE ROLLIN PEOPLES!
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