LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT AND SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT;
ALL SHADE, NO TEA: BODY-CON DESIGNER DOESN’T WANT THE LIKES OF NENE LEAKES WEARING HIS CLOTHING
Over the years, the bandage dress, also known as the body-con dress, has become a fashion favorite among reality stars, celebrities and video vixens. The dress, first made by fashion house Herve Leger, notably became the first red carpet staple that allowed curves to be tastefully seen in all the right places. Unfortunately, Herve Leger’s UK Director Patrick Couderc rather not have the likes of Nene Leakes, Kim Kardashian or Blac Chyna wear the dress, anymore.
In an interview with Daily Mail, Couderc stated women with “voluptuous” figures, i.e. those with “very prominent hips” should avoid wearing the beloved bandage dress. If you’re lacking in the breast department, Couderc advises that the popular dress is not for you either. As if he didn’t do enough damage, Couderc continued to blaze through his interview with dangerous comments regarding women who are older and who don’t have a particular body shape — the shape his dresses were made for.
“You women have a lot of problems. You will lose the plot. You will come and you will put a dress on and you’ll be in front of the mirror, like, ‘Argh, I’m so fat.’“Yes, you have a 12th of an inch around your stomach, it’s not really a disaster, and what you’re not noticing is that your cleavage is about two inches too low because you are 55 and it’s time that you should not display everything like you’re 23.”
Well then.
Couderc also believes lesbians shouldn’t wear dresses if they’re “committed lesbians” — whatever that means. “If you’re a committed lesbian and you are wearing trousers all your life, you won’t want to buy a Leger dress. Lesbians would want to be rather butch and leisurely.”
Couderc ended the interview stating he believes there is a distinct difference between women who wear and don’t wear pantyhose: one works in a corporate workforce and the other shampoos hair at the salon. He also shared, he rather have women like Sex And City’s actress Kim Cattrall (Samatha) to wear his clothing, which is why he won’t send free dresses to celebrities who lack class.
So? Yet another White Person comes out and makes it clear that they DON'T WANT BLACKS BUYING THEIR SHIT! Now? Is this REALLY SHOCKING OR SURPRISING? I mean, REALLY? Is IT?>_<
Only if your ass is DUMB AS SHIT.
Now?
As Black People, don't worry about the obvious shit that comes next. This White Dude is gonna either get FIRED. Or he will be SUSPENDED or SOME SHIT. But he couldn't have been DUMB ENOUGH TO COME OUTTA LEFT FIELD WITHOUT SOMEONE ELSE WITHIN THIS HERVE NERVE LOSER LEGER BULLSHIT. You don't have to boycott shit, JUST STOP BUYING IT. Sit down with other Blackwomen and Blackmen and CREATE YOUR OWN TUBE DRESSES OR WHATEVER THIS OVER EXPENSE SLOPPY SECONDS SHIT IS.
And IF ANYTHING!? You DON'T WANT THIS GUY FIRED! Because he just gave you A BRIEF LOOK BEHIND THE CURTAIN OF HERKY JERKY LEDGER! So you need to keep it straight-up! Appreciate the fact that he let you know what's up and MOVE ON WITH YOUR MONEY! You DO NOT WANT THIS GUY FIRED! Because then YOU LOSE YOUR CANARY IN THE ECONOMIC COAL MINE. Just fuckin leave it alone and then do just like EVERYONE ELSE DOES! Make YOUR OWN KNOCKOFF OF IT AND MOVE ON!


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