Sunday, May 20, 2018

3 Buck Theater - Lando Calrissian is Pansexual? (HAHAHAHAHAHH! SUCKERS!)

Understand something right now.
Billie Dee Williams?
Was/Is, an Iconic-Figure, For Better or For Worse.
Of Black-American Male Masculinity.
Note that in this clip Lando Calrissian tells Princess Leia He is THE ADMINISTRATOR OF THIS FACILITY.
Not the Owner.
I've never once ever heard anybody ever question the Fact that, according to HIM?
He doesn't actually OWN CLOUD CITY.
He's simply The Administrator of Cloud City.
Mind You I've never bothered to type that here till today.
Because I've waited for decades for somebody Black to realize what He'd said and what it actually means.

Because it means He's working for SOMEONE ELSE.
And perhaps it would have been interesting to ultimately find out who They were.
And how They felt about losing Cloud City to the Empire.
His Character is never really given but so much depth.
Which makes no sense after He becomes Gold Leader and leads the deployment-fighters against the 2nd-Death Star.

This was another reason why The Force Awakens made no sense.
Because the Millenium Falcon should be one of the most HUNTED AND WANTED SHIPS IN THE GALAXY.
Due to the Fact that under Han Solo IT SAVED THE REBEL-ATTACK AGAINST THE 1ST-DEATH STAR!

Leading to the 1st-Death Star's destruction.

Then under Lando Calrissian IT LED THE REBEL-ATTACK AGAINST THE 2ND-DEATH STAR!
....
Leading to its destruction as well.
Further emphasizing what I said in this post;
That Star Wars fell off of a cliff and DIED
LONG BEFORE Kathleen Kennedy and Rian Johnson and Jar Jar Abrams could sink the shit out of it.

Fast forward to RIGHT NOW.
And the Bullshit Continues.
Unabated I Might Add....
Now all of a Sudden Lando Calrissian is "Pansexual" which means He Fucks Anything that Moves.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Here is the Reward.
My People.
For BEGGING.
Enjoy it assholes.
Because You Deserve It.

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