I am putting this video up by EckhartsLadder alongside of another Star Wars video that shows exactly what You're not going to get from Me.
And?
What led to some very laughable "debates", when I was in high school and college.
Where Black People like Myself couldn't go along with the bullshit that We were seeing after a while in Star Wars Return of the Jedi.
And the slop that came after the movies known as "the Expanded Universe".
This video here has EckhartsLadder explaining the Battle of Jakku and essentially describing things that honestly DO CAUSE PROBLEMS IF YOU'RE A RIGHT-MINDED BLACK PERSON.
Where again, OWNERSHIP MEANS EVERYTHING.
So someone GOT PERMISSION to continue the Bullshit from Return of the Jedi.
Where We're expected to believe that the Rebel Alliance, where They're supposedly so ragtag and outgunned and manned, yet?
Their fighters are better than the Empires?
Their Capital-class starships are better too, as far as the Mon Calamari?
It was something where My Black-Friends and I, and this is yet another reason why Race does matter.
The Crack-Epidemic is going on during this time.
The fuckin White-American government is playing STUPID and pretending like "They don't know how all this cocaine got into Black-communities across America."
Nor do They know, WHICH INCLUDES THE BLACK-SLAVE-POLITICIANS.
So Remember this shit too when You're Looking at a Yvette Carnell/Tonetalks Video.
BLACK-POLITICIANS WERE IN OFFICE AND NONE OF THEM RISKED THEIR LIVES TO EXPOSE THE FACT THAT THE ACTUAL WHITES WHO WERE THEIR PEERS IN OFFICE!
Were BEHIND ALL OF THIS SHIT!
So simply doing "politics" when You DID NOT CREATE THE POLITICAL PARTY AND DIDN'T AND DON'T RAISE YOUR CHILDREN TO BE LOYAL TO US AS BLACK-AMERICANS AND NOT SOME WHITE-POLITICAL ANYTHING.
All of this is a part of who WE ARE and what We've BEEN THROUGH.
Myself and My Black-Friends couldn't go watch Return of the Jedi and see the bullshit and then say "YEAH THIS IS A GREAT FUCKIN MOVIE!"
-_-
Fuck outta here with this BULLSHIT.
So the Empire is JUST DUMB AS FUCK and the Rebels NOW HAVE THE CAPACITY TO HONESTLY SURVIVE ANY KIND OF DIRECT COMBAT FOR ANY PROLONGED AMOUNT OF TIME!?1?!?
Whut?
So it's like in the 1st Movie, Star Wars...?
Okay, fine, the Empire was just OVERLY ARROGANT.
You come back with the Empire Strikes Back AND REALITY IS RESTORED!
They CAN'T FUCKIN MATCH UP IN ANY KIND OF PROLONGED DIRECT-BATTLES AT ALL!
Then Return of the Jedi comes out and all of a sudden now You have;
B-Wing Fighters?
A-Wing Fighters?
FUCK OUTTA FIGHTERS!
How the FUCK!?
Shit just got lazy, fuck am I bothering with how the fuck.
The shit just got fuckin lazy.
The new fighters introduced in Return of the Jedi FOR THE FUCKIN REBELS!?
B-Wing's HAD SHIELDS AND COULD MAKE HYPERSPACE...?
Huh!?
WHAT THE REBELS KNOW THE GALAXY'S BEST FUCKIN UNKNOWN ARMS-DEALERS!?
WHAT THE FUCK!?
The A-Wings were JUST AS RIDICULOUS!
But muthafuckas ATE THE BULLSHIT UP!
And We were like, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
No.
No.
So the video I'm posting here of Eckhart reviewing the Battle of Snaffu, it's just pure-D-bullshit.
And it's NOT ON HIS PART.
He's simply REVIEWING what was written.
But listen to the shit He's saying!
It's like, okay now the Rebel Alliance-SLASH-New Republic, HAS GOT ALL THE HOT SHIT NOW!!!!!!
O_o?
Buttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt, if that was the case You should've been using the hot, no.
No.
What is being WRITTEN...?
Is HOT SHIT.
It's GARBAGE.
And I don't think MOST UNDERSTAND that this is where "Star Wars" really FELL OFF THE FUCKIN CLIFF!
It started with Return of the Jedi.
Where a BURNED OUT CONTROL-FREAK, George Lucas.
Decided to REMAKE Star Wars again.
Bring back "the Death Star".
And then EVVVVVVVVVVVVERY Imperial Anybody is a fuckin IDIOT.
See?
An IQ of 70, the shit that White People claim WE HAVE AS A BLACK RACE?
The Bullshit IN STAR WARS on the Imperial-side of the Game, as Corey Holcomb might say.
THAT SHIT IS FUCKIN IQ 70!
Annnnnnnnnnnnnd, everybody IS WHITE, by the Way.
Yet this SLOP passes as GOOD ENTERTAINMENT.
And I think it is obvious I am A FAN of Star Wars.
But I have to give it to Jody from Jody's Corner with this kind of shit;
Return of the Jedi was actually where the Wheels Fell OFF this fuckin franchise.
Because SHIT JUST DIDN'T MAKE SENSE ANYMORE.
Imperial Fleet Captains who CAN'T WIN SPACE BATTLES AT ALL?
Against SUPPOSEDLY INFERIOR SHIPS?
While having VAST NUMBERS?
Ewoks.
That bullshit right there also killed everything too.
Ewoks.
Either way, I don't do this kind of lazy-shit.
I don't.
Because I don't COME FROM THAT KIND OF LAZY-SHIT.
And yes, I just typed George Lucas WAS BEING LAZY IN RETURN OF THE JEDI AND EVERYTHING ELSE AFTERWARDS BECAUSE HE WAS!
Just like THIS BULLSHIT HERE TOO;
You see...?
That shit right there?
That is an INSULT.
It is PATRONIZING.
And this is where OWNERSHIP.
Being AN OWNER, BEING A CREATOR.
You can see past the supposed "depth" of that bullshit and see it for what it IS.
A bunch of desperate lazy-fucks.
Who have revived a character who'd DIED in the Prequels.
In not only a STUPID WAY.
But it was so POORLY DONE AND SHOT THAT IT WAS TOTALLY UNFUCKIN-FORGIVINGLY BULLSHIT!
However?
We already knew and know that Obi-Wan was going to have to LIVE and AT LEAST SURVIVE to reach the Original Star Wars movie, sooooooooooooooooh?
Yeah, LAZY-FUCKIN-WRITING TIME AGAIN, YAYYYYYYYYYYY!
Now gimmie Your Money SUCKERS!
>_<
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
This type of thing today is called PLOT-ARMOR.
However I made up My Own Term while in high school which I called;
CHARACTER-COPYRIGHT-PROTECTION!
Darth Maul was simply in the movie to give a LIGHTSABER BATTLE, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
HOW ORIGINAL!
He was a THROWAWAY CHARACTER!
And He Died in a TYPICAL-THROWAWAY-CHARACTER WAY!
Kind of like the Bond-Villain Chicks.
And Bond-Villains Themselves.
THEY'RE THROWAWAY-CHARACTERS!
Here to BE YOUR MOVIE VILLAIN!
Preferably ONLY FOR THIS ONE MOVIE, though.
The Idiots in charge of Star Wars decided that bringing Darth Maul BACK was a GREAT IDEA and INITIALLY IT WAS GREAT!
Tillllllllllllllllllllllllllll, Reality caught up to Them!
Because everything is ALREADY SET IN STONE.
Then what do You Do with characters CREATED IN PREQUELS!
Welllllllllllllllllllllll, They showed that IF THEY LIKE YOU THEN THEY'LL FIGURE OUT HOW TO HAVE YOU SURVIVE!
Like They did for Ahsoka Tano.
So She was introduced as Anakin Skywalker's Apprentice and actually SURVIVES EVERY FUCKIN THING, lovely.
Darth Maul, not so much.
Which now leads Me ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
The Way BACK!
To My Starting Point of how in the Fuck am I supposed to fuckin believe that the Rebels could win any kind of ACTUAL DIRECT COMBAT!?
And the Answer IS!
Because the Writers.
MADE IT THAT WAY.
Period.
Point-blank.
END OF EVERYTHING.
Star Wars went over the Deep End.
When Lucas created Return of the Jedi.
Do You know what My Friends and I were left with when that movie Ended...?
That it was over.
It was over.
There was NO WAY FORWARD.
After doing what was done in Return of the Jedi.
He'd already, Lucas had already made the "Imperial Stormtroopers" look like idiots.
After He'd BUILT THEM UP in the Original Star Wars and then tore Them down damn near before the movie was finished;
He then REBUILT the Reputation of the Empire in the Empire Strikes Back;
He then destroys any credibility or capability to Go Forward with the Franchise with Return of the Jedi;
This clip alone shows THEY'RE GETTING FUCKIN SLAUGHTERED!
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Because They were OUTNUMBERED.
This CLIP SHOWS THAT.
But somehow The Rebels won?
And the Imperial Fleet, finally facing off in a SHIP-TO-SHIP FLEET-BATTLE?
EVEN WITH THE DEATH STAR BEING DESTROYED.
The Rebels are still fuckin DEAD.
But, HEY!?
That's not what Lucas wanted to do, so?
He UNWITTINGLY SOWED THE SEEDS OF HIS OWN FRANCHISE'S DEMISE REGARDLESS.
Here is the Video by Eckhartsladder.
Where He then shows how much further down the road of bullshit everything had gotten.
Because of what was allowed to happen through Lazy-Writing in Return of the Jedi.
If only ALL EVIL-EMPIRES were this fuckin INEPT AND STUPID;
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