ABOUT TO LOSE MY FUCKIN MINNNNNNDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!

This video below will pretty much sum up everything. Get yourself a cup of coffee. Lord knows I CAN'T. I STILL haven't been to sleep yet. The book, HAS BEEN CONVERTED TO ITS ACTUAL EBOOK FORM and lemme tell ya something!? The? This VIDEO BELOW? Just? Just CLICK ON IT. CLLLLLLLLLLLLLLICK ON ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! And you will have MY REACTION when I converted what I SWORE was a, was a PATHETICALLY PUNY word document where I was EXTRA CAREFUL not to get too, you know what!? No. NO! Click the video. Go on click it! You'll, YOU WILL SEE! And I'm gonna figure out, lemme shut up. HERE IS THE VIDEO, CLICK IT;

Now if you, DID YOU SEE THAT!? 

That's how I FELT! After the?! I'm like, COOL! FINALLY GOT THE RIGHT PROGRAM! Got everything squared away with Paypal AND STRAPE! I can only use ONE OF THEM at a time so I went with paypal. 

The website is NOT ONLINE YET, because I'm really trying to FIGURE OUT how I should handle THIS BEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTT! OF AN EBOOK! 482 pages? 482-pages FROM THE LITTLE BIT OF SHIT I DID ON THAT WORD DOCUMENT!? Mannnnnnnnnnn, WHITES AND WHITE-JEWS IN THE PUBLISHING GAME ARE MAKING A FUCKIN, KILLIN! THEY ARE STRAIGHT ROBBING EVERYBODY! 

I could have typed;

Cat Ran.

Past Man.

Man named Man.

His Plan was Grand.

Cat and Man joined a Band.

In order to earn RAND.

The End!

Convert to ebook...?

10 MILLION WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! 

NOW I CHARGE YOU $20! 

I think I just might put the book out as is. I don't like how the chapters got warped into 50 pages, but?

It's still the same content that I originally wrote out, SO?! I think I'm just gonna go forward with it as is. But MAN!? The CON IS ON. I still can't, I'M LOOKING AT THE EBOOK NOW? And I'm just like...? 

WOW!

I expected according to the CONVERSION PROGRAM I SHOWED YOU? I was expecting 250, 275? That was OK! But 482 pages? C'mon. The conversion by the ebook program is just STRETCHING THE HELL OUT OF THE MATERIAL TO RIDICULOUS LENGTHS! And also!? I see now the difference between Amazon's ebook conversion program and process, because the fonts get shifted around instead of staying in their, AND ITS NOT THE FONTS. It's things like small-caps. Which I use for emphasis in my writing. Well? Amazon's leaves WHATEVER YOU TYPED?HOWEVER YOU TYPED IT.

But Calibre ALTERS things like small-caps, to plain ole NORMAL CAPS! So I'm left with how will the reading experience be ALTERED. Because now the small-caps which I use SPECIFICALLY for a certain tone for the characters, situations, circumstances and environment. But now its all replaced with just ALL CAPS. Like that, which is totally different, it actually can totally fuck up the entire sentence, paragraph, etc!

I know some people take WRITING as a joke or not that seriously, but? We all know you're reading something and the typos are too much? Or the font is fucked up. Or the way that the writer wrote the whatever you're reading and you're like "Fuck is wrong with this idiot!" and then you put it down. And I don't want that. And can't afford that either. Going on 4 hours of sleep in well over 2-days or some shit then the whole weekend spent focusing on editing and minimal sleep, that might be impacting my judgment right now too. Not even gonna lie I am fucked up!

So I might not have a choice but to just call it a whatever and get some rest and then look at the ebook again and then decide then, BUT!? The website is actually DONE! It's not public yet because I the conversion of the ebook went WAY OFF THE RAILS OF WHAT I ANTICIPATED. And I made sure to scale back shit but clearly the;

75,505 WORDS of the original word doc, was still too much.  Or so it seems. 

I'll figure it out and then get things up and running and see what happens from there! But everything is ACTUALLY DONE. I just need to either go with what I got. Or lose some more time nitpicking, TO A DEGREE. 

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Not even gonna lie, that's what's got my attention. The fact that now I'm just nitpicking and I'm pressed for time and shit. But I damn sure wasn't expecting 482 pages after conversion. That's 50-pages per chapter. I might have to take a page from the idiots at the end of this post and just say FUCK IT! And dive FACE FIRST INTO WHATEVER AWAITS ME.