I ALMOST!? --- Fucked Up...!

Good Afternoon from Upper Darby!

So yeah, I PASSED OUT! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! FROM LACK OF SLEEP!
Then I woke up!? Went to sign-up for the website.
Started working on it! 
Then went to pay to upgrade the site so I could do my ebook business annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd...!?
>_<

So My Dumb-Ass honestly thought that the price was $25 USD Per Month, when I should have known that shit was NOT. The $25 USD My Retarded-Ass thought it was is just THE AVERAGE or some shit. The Real Price was $299 for 1-year! >_< So NOW AFTER PASSING OUT ON MY DESK I WAKE UP TO FIND THIS SHIT AND NOW I'M PISSED! Because I DON'T FUCKIN HAVE $299

So I saw that for 6-months I could pay $200 and get what I needed. But I had to BORROW THAT SHIT because I was SHORT. So I called My Sworn-brother Art and he jumped on the bus and came up here. We walked over to the Credit-Union where of course the White Water Buffalo promptly closes Her teller, because, hey? I fucked up in thinking My Black-Ass was really gonna pay TWENTY-FIVE FUCKIN DOLLARS ON AN ACTUAL MONTHLY BASIS! CUZ I'M SPECIAL!

Special in that STUPID SORT OF WAY!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I cannot BELIEVE!?
I honestly fuckin thought I could pay 25$ EACH MONTH, ON A MONTHLY FUCKIN BASIS! Sooooooooooooooh, yeah!
I'm BUILDING THE SITE NOW!
And from NOW ON!?
I'm gonna CLICK THE FUCKIN BILL PAYMENT LINK AND IGNORE THE LOW-LOW PRICE THAT ISN'T THE REAL FUCKIN LOW-LOW PRICE AT ALL!
Lemme get My Ass in gear and finish building this site!
And this video?
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Reallllllllllllllllllllllllly sums up how I could possibly have believed that I was gonna only pay $25 per month, without it being some sort of bundled-amount over at least 3-months up front. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Worse part is that I HAD THE MONEY INITIALLY. Then I started paying My Bills. Getting shit in order and doing the food shopping and like a dumb-ass I'm like "All I gotta do is keep TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS IN MY ACCOUNT and I'M STRAIGHT!" yeah, straight CERTIFIABLE! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!