Talking On the Phone with My Oldest Sworn Brother...

Good Morning from?
Really?
I'ma leave that RIGHT. THERE.

Good morning, really?
>_<
I'm out of sorts.
I'ma be up for a while tonight and PEOPLE. PEOPLE PLEASE!?
Stacey is FINE.
No I have NOT talked to her.
No she has NOT sent me any emails.
BUT?!

Rest assured if something was actually wrong she'd say something.
I know some of you wanna see a happy ending and all of that, but slow down please.
I have NOT had an honest conversation with her in years so I'm NOT. EXPECTING WHATEVER some of YA'LL ARE TELLING ME!
>_<
It is no secret that when I came in Tuesday night and got five emails from FOUR DIFFERENT PEOPLE talking about "Did you know about this!?"
"Dude, you can't just ignore this!?"
-_- Dude? Really?
Dude?
>_<

And I'm NOT IGNORING ANYTHING!
So sending me emails talking about "JUST FORGIVE HER MAN!"

Give. Me. Some TIME. TO THINK AND GET MYSELF IN ORDER! The main thing is that I went on ahead and added her to My Google+ Circle. Baby steps people, BABY STEPS! Jesus and NO I AM NOT GONNA RUN DOWN AND BUY A PLANE TICKET AND JET TO THAILAND!
-_-
You gotta be OUT YER FUCKIN MIND! And yes I KNOW that Chimdi up and died without warning THAT IS WHY I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS! But A SELECT GROUP OF YOU ARE TRYING TO PUSH ME OUT THE DOOR WITH RINGS AND CARDS AND CANDY AND UNDYINGLOVE AND

RE. 

LAX. 

PEOPLE!

Look, even I was SHOCKED when she BLATANTLY EXPOSED THE FACT THAT, she's not JUST READING. I already told all of you that I knew that there were TIMES that she read this blog. But now that she's gone to someplace where I KNOW I do NOT get readers there she made it EASY for me to see her and then My South African numbers DROPPED RIDICULOUSLY! 

O_O

And I was like, AND THANKS to those South African readers who LITERALLY STEPPED OFF! To PROVE MY POINT! Once YOU GUYS BOLTED!? ALL MY SA NUMBERS VANISHED! AND THE LIONSHARE OF THE MISSING NUMBERS NOW APPEAR IN THAILAND!

So, relax.

Seriously.

I'm NOT trying to SPOOK HER! And I feel COMPELLED TO TYPE THAT, because it isn't like this is me typing an email to HER and NOT ALL OUT HERE WHERE ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OF EVERYBODY IS READING THIS AND YES! MY NUMBERS HAVE GONE THROUGH THE ROOF! AND STAY THROUGH THE ROOF! ENOUGH!

Lemme get back on this phone before he simply goes and does something else with his time.

I'm trying to AVOID MY SISTER-IN-LAW! While talking to Him about this.

>_<