You know, this is...!?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, MY GOD! HYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
I CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP FANS! FOR REAL!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HERE IS THE ARTICLE!
CLEVELAND MALE ESCORTS ARE MAKING TONS OF CASH THANKS TO RNC MEN – BUT NOT FEMALE ESCORTS
Male escorts in the city of Cleveland are making bank this week thanks to the Republican National Convention, the New York Post reports.
One of the escorts the Post talked to said he’s made six times the amount he usually makes in a week since Monday.
“I normally only make $200 to $300, but I’ve been seeing lots of guys in hotels downtown,” he said.
Another said, “Business has been way better” this week, adding “I’ve seen 10 clients so far.”
The Post reports that most of the clients are “married white men between the ages of 40 and 50,” according to escorts.
“One of them was from Texas and visiting for the convention. He said he was a politician,” he told the Post.
Another escort said that while most clients pay for sex, one of his clients asked to watch the escort have sex with his wife while he did “his business in the corner.”
The irony of the anti-LGBT GOP Convention resulting in this much business isn’t lost on the escorts.
“When it comes to anything people aren’t supposed to be doing, they like to do it,” an escort told the Post. “The Republicans have a lot of delegates in the closet, let’s put it that way.”
According to The Post, female escorts haven’t seen the same boom.
“When contacted by The Post, females for hire said they’re making much less money than normal,” the Post reports.
“Has business been better for me? Honestly, no,” one woman told the paper.
“Business is slower than usual,” another escort said, “I haven’t been getting any calls.”
But wait, there's more, AND IS THAT REALLY THE WORD I SHOULD BE USING, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAH!
So here you have THE FACT THAT!
The Republican National Convention is ALMOST ENTIRELY FUCKIN WHITE!
So LITERALLY!
You have a WHOLE BUNCH OF BIGOTED WHITEMEN WHO HATE GAYS!
UP IN CLEVELAND FUCKING GAY MEN THAT THEY HATE WHILE PAYING THEM!
Yeah and somehow WE BLACKMEN ARE THE EVIL MEN AROUND THIS FUCKIN PLACE, SURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE.
NOT!
And this leads to MORE QUESTIONS about these JURY-RIGGED STD STATS TOO!
Just, just fuckin RIDICULOUS!
I'd like to SLAP THE SHIT OUTTA THE BLACK PEOPLE WHO WERE ALL FOR THIS INTEGRATION BULLSHIT!
DESEGREGATION BULLSHIT!
CUZ YA'LL FUCKED UP!
Here is THE ORIGINAL ARTICLE;
Male escorts are making crazy money at the RNC
It’s been a great week for gay escorts in Cleveland.
Male prostitutes contacted by The Post said business is booming and Republican National Convention attendees — most of them married — are clamoring for their services.
“Business has been way better. I’ve seen 10 clients so far,” one male escort said.
“Most of them were first-timers. You could tell they were nervous, but once they became more comfortable, they seemed to be having a good time.”
Another escort said he had already earned $1,600 since Monday — over six times the amount he usually makes.
“I normally only make $200 to $300, but I’ve been seeing lots of guys in hotels downtown,” he said, noting the boom in business near the Quicken Loans Arena.
The clientele has included mostly married white men between the ages of 40 and 50, said another escort who’s seen eight johns so far.
“One of them was from Texas and visiting for the convention. He said he was a politician,” he said, claiming he didn’t remember the client’s name.
One gigolo who charges $250 an hour said he’s been making about $800 per day since the convention kicked off — all from men visiting from Florida, Louisiana and Washington, DC.
“Usually I need to go out of town,” he said with a chuckle.
Most men paid to have sex, but one client requested to “do his business in the corner” while watching his wife in bed with the escort.
One of the hookers said he wasn’t surprised that the convention — filled with politicians who openly oppose gay marriage — brought such a boom in business.
“When it comes to anything people aren’t supposed to be doing, they like to do it,” the escort said.
“The Republicans have a lot of delegates in the closet, let’s put it that way.”
But ladies of the night weren’t reaping the same benefits.
When contacted by The Post, females for hire said they’re making much less money than normal.
“Has business been better for me? Honestly, no,” one woman said before abruptly hanging up the phone.
“Business is slower than usual,” said another. “I haven’t been getting any calls.”
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