Just GOT IN! And lemme tell ya something!? People were looking at me today because it is BLAZING FUCKIN HOT! AND I HAD MY FULL SECURITY UNIFORM WITH JACKET ON! AND I WAS HAULIN ASS THROUGHOUT MY FOOT PATROLS!
Meanwhile, SUN. HEAT. HUMIDITY!
Look?
I need to lose MORE WEIGHT.
Notice you don't see post about me and high blood pressure meds anymore!
Cuz I might NOT be doing My Yoga Workouts with DDP, BUT I SERIOUSLY HIT IT WHEN I'M ON PATROL!
But even I know I'm not INVINCIBLE!
YO!?
Whiteman today?
Found out for real, the Triple-H of PHILADELPHIA WILL PEDIGREE THE SHIT OUTTA YOUR ASS! HAZY. HOT. HUMID!? WILL LAY YOUR ASS OUT IF YOU DON'T STAY HYDRATED AND PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND KEEP UP WITH WATER AND GATORADE OR WHATEVER ELSE!?
People were asking me HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU FLYING AROUND HERE LIKE THAT BUT THAT GUY NEEDS AN AMBULANCE! And yes people, ambulance had to be called because THIS FUCKIN HEAT GOT'IM! It GOT'IM! People were running back-n-forth and bringing buckets of water and trying to keep him from going into a heat stroke! His ass was DEHYDRATED! Muscle cramps and SHIT! While people were looking at me like "Yo how THE FUCK!?" and this Whiteman was MUCH THINNER THAN ME, WAY BETTER PHYSICAL LOOKING SHAPE!
BUT I'M TELLING YOU!?
If you don't work on YOUR ENDURANCE!?
YOUR STAMINA AND CONSTITUTION!?
Which are really, one in the same, BUT NEVER MIND THAT!
Bottom line is he had to be taken to the hospital!
I have to fill out and turn in AN INCIDENT REPORT, tomorrow morning!
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