Food Is Cooking, Funny Story from Work...!

So? The food is cooking and I'm walking around in my trench coat. For starters!? People have constantly said that my coat looks like one of the Nazi-American military trench coats of the navy or some sort of military.

A coworker then said that "How people dress says a lot about them. Shawn ORIGINALLY came to work lookin like everybody else here with the style of coat he wore. But once he got tired of the shit that goes on here, he started wearing that Darth Vader looking trench coat and mysteriously shit got a LITTLE BETTER FOR HIM AROUND HERE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Then he went back to wearing his prescription tinted glasses AND MYSTERIOUSLY HE GOT MORE HOURS! So!? Like Kev said, somethin ain't right with Shawn. You can tell he's used to TELLING PEOPLE WHAT TO DO AND NOT BEING SIMPLY ORDERED AROUND MINDLESSLY AN SHIT!"

So we're all talking and it's LATE NIGHT. Inside is closed and shit and I'm working the pick-up window and a couple people checked out Williams Works and what I have on there and ONE. PERSON. Who I shall not name says "Oh, so you're a Black Nerd."

>_<

Everybody looked at them and was like "Why...? Would you say that to him...?"

So I was like "You see how old I am, right? I'm not a part of the fools who talk about being a Geek and a Nerd today and think that shit means, cool. It is an insult. Period. One I don't appreciate you calling me, either."
So they were nervous as shit!

So Kev is like "LOOK AT THIS MUTHAFUCKA!? HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKIN HITMAN! WHY WOULD YOU CALL HIM A FUCKIN BLACK NERD!? YOU STUPID OR SOMETHIN!? YOU HEAR THE SHIT WE'RE OVER HERE TALKIN ABOUT AND YOU CALLIN HIM A FUCKIN BLACK NERD!? WE TALKIN BOUT STEALIN CARS AND ALL THIS HOOD SHIT AND HE'S TALKIN ABOUT SHIT WHERE I'M THINKIN, DAMN!? THIS MUTHAFUCKA BURIED NIGGAS PLACES AND THE BEST YOU COME UP WITH IS FUCKIN BLACK NERD!? BLACK NERDS DON'T FUCKIN ACT OR TALK LIKE HE DOES, DUMB ASS! PLUS!? HE'S OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT SHIT IS STILL A FUCKIN INSULT! SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET THAT ORDER OF FUCKIN FRIES UP, DUMB ASS! THAT'S WHY YOUR ASS IS ALWAYS WORKIN THE FUCKIN FRIES! CUZ YOU'RE A FUCKIN IDIOT! AIN'T NOBODY GONE CALL A FUCKIN BLACK NERD, MISTER. THIS IS FUCKIN MISTER FUCKIN SHAWN, ALL RIGHT! EVERYBODY FUCKIN CALLS HIM MISTER SHAWN, BLACK NERDS DON'T FUCKIN GET THAT KIND OF FUCKIN RESPECT! WHETHER WE WORKIN HERE OR NOT! THEY DON'T GET CALLED MISTER ANYTHING! FUCK IS THEM FRIES AT DUMB ASS!? HURRY THE FUCK UP! YOU DONE FUCKED UP THE WHOLE FUCKIN VIBE WITH YOUR FUCKIN BULLSHIT!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHA!