Just a REMINDER OF THE REALITY OF WHY GEORGE LUCAS SOLD STAR WARS: New York Magazine - Mark Hamill Can’t Believe How Intensely People Bashed the Star Wars Prequels

I needed to POST THIS QUICK-CLIP, TO REMIND PEOPLE OF THE REALITY OF HOW-&-WHY DISNEY WAS ABLE TO GET STAR WARS FROM GEORGE LUCAS!!!!!

The Prequels?

They OBLITERATED HIM.

And Lucas DECIDED TO MAKE THESE MOVIES.

He DID NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT the Fact HE'D ALREADY CREATED COMPETITION FOR HIMSELF when HE ALLOWED others to write Star Wars NON-CANNON BOOKS.

Meanwhile?

As I've typed before, George Lucas?

DID NOT LIKE BOBA FETT'S POPULARITY, so what DID HE DO IN THE PREQUELS?

He makes Him a CLONE.

Of some character!?

NOBODY'D EVER HEARD OF!

WHO ONLY APPEARS IN ONE FUCKIN MOVIE & IS THEN KILLED OFF BY THE END OF THAT MOVIE!!!!!! 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

And I need to POINT THAT OUT AS A REMINDER...!!!!!

The Prequels introduced characters who were DAMN NEAR ONE-&-DONE!

Darth Maul in Episode I, ONE AND DONE!

Jar Jar Binks in Episode I, A LITERAL CARICATURE OF THE MINSTREL BLACK-AMERICAN WHERE GEORGE IS/WAS MARRIED TO A BLACKWOMAN & DIDN'T SEE THAT THIS FUCKIN PIECE-OF-SHIT CHARACTER WASN'T GONNA GO OVER HORRIBLY WRONG WITH BLACK-AMERICANS!?!?!?

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Episode II!?

Jango Fett!

He then ROPES IN BOBA FETT AS A CLONE CHILD!?!?!?

WHAT IN THEE FUCK!?!?!?

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

So doing THIS DUMB-SHIT TO BOBA FETT IN THE OG-TRILOGY WASN'T BAD ENOUGH:

HAHAHAHAHAHHA, THEN HE STRIPS BOBA FETT OF EVEN BEING HIS OWN PERSON BY MAKING HIM A FUCKIN CLONE!?!?!?

THEN HAS ALL THE FUCKIN CLONES ALL LOOK LIKE JANGO FETT!?

WHICH WOULD MEAN ANYONE WHO WAS ALIVE THEN & KNEW THAT JANGO HAD A SON NAMED BOBA WOULD KNOW THAT BOBA IS JUST A CLONE OF JANGO!?!?!?

Yet FUCKIN FOOLS WANNA COMPLAIN ABOUT DISNEY-STAR WARS!?

SHHHHHHHHHHHHUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT THE FUCK UP!

This CRAP-FEST STARTED BEFORE DISNEY BOUGHT STAR WARS!

Disney IS JUST TOO LAZY-GREEDY-&-STUPID TO FUCKIN STOP TRYING TO COPY THE OG-TRILOGY & DO THE REAL WORK OF ACTUALLY CREATING WORTHWHILE STORYLINES!

And The Mandalorian IS SIMPLY BOBA FETT AS HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE!

So I DON'T CONSIDER THAT HARD WORK ON THE PART OF ALL THOSE INVOLVED WITH THAT!

This is why the Book of Boba Fett, SUCKED WHEN IT SHOULDN'T HAVE!

Because they were NOW STUCK WITH HAVING TO DO REAL WORK!

Where THEY KNEW THEY'D GIVEN BOBA'S PERSONALITY TO MANDO & COULDN'T FUCKIN UNGLICH THEMSELVES TO GET AROUND THEIR OWN LAZY-STUPIDITY!

That's it, OH WAIT!?

Count.

DOOKU!?

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Also 1-&-Done.

He is at THE VERY BEGINNING OF EPISODE III & is quickly DARTH MAULED TO DEATH!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

Wait, wait, GENERAL GRIEVOUS!?

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

HE WAS, crap.

OH THAT'S RIGHT!?

He is ONE-&-DONE TOO IN EPISODE III!

And Yes I know the Prequels were meant to show how Anakin turned into Darth Vader, UM, YEAH, ABOUT THAT!?

Anakin was a whiny-creepy little BITCH!!!!!

In Episode II, GREAT JOB!

The Jedi were shown to be COMPLETE PHONY-EMOTIONLESS CHILD-KIDNAPPING ASSHOLES!

Qui-Gonn Jin?

He who can save slaves ONLY WHEN THEY ARE USEFUL TO HIM & HIS BELIEFS "He is the Chosen One!"

Uhhh, what about His Mom...?

"Fuck that bitch, I got what I needed. I'm sure the Force will do some shit for Her."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

These were the Things THAT AUDIENCES WERE TALKING ABOUT DURING THE PREQUELS!

ENOUGH!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-NUFF!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAH, I'M HAVIN TOO MUCH FUN WITH THIS!

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Ahem.

Here is the Video and I'm sure You're like "Is this guy actually fuckin Fan of Star Wars, Jesus K. Christ!?"

Yes.

I am: