And I told her "If somebody comes tonight they'll kill Rob at My Guard-Shack first! Before they reach you because he's a sitting fuckin duck! So!? If you hear anything, ay!?" then I got a ride from a coworker, WHO SHOULD BE READING MY BLOG RIGHT NOW! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! And we JETTED UP OUTTA THERE!
Lemme say this AGAIN!
SECURITY JOBS ARE SERIOUS!
DO NOT SIGN UP FOR A SECURITY JOB IF YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND THAT THE JOB ITSELF MEANS YOU TAKE A WAGE OR SALARY, TO POTENTIALLY GET KILLED!
Shout out to Sworn Brother Art, because he had to shoot me some money because I DID NOT PLAN to be at work for 15 hours for the last two days and 10.5 on Wednesday! Meanwhile!? Had a THOROUGH MEETING WITH THE AREA MANAGER OF THE SECURITY COMPANY and he was like;
"Goddamn, Shawn man!? Yo? I knew you were fuckin sharp, but you're fuckin droppin dimes on how shit works here, why, what needs to be fuckin done! YO!? I REALLY APPRECIATE HAVING YOU WORKING HERE, but your fuckin insight and ability to SEE SHIT BEFORE IT HAPPENS!? I see why the client was like 'DON'T LET SHAWN GET ON THE BUS! WHERE IS SHAWN!? WHERE'S SHAWN!? DID HE LEAVE YET!? GET'EM BACK HERE!"
The area manager and I spoke for nearly an hour where he was like "Sorry I doubted you, brother. Cuz now I SEE the shit you have on your blog and all of that, YOU REALLY HAVE DONE THAT KIND OF SHIT!"
And just like yesterday and today when new officers came up they were like "Man you must've been here for years!"
"No. I've only been here for barely two full months."
O_O?!?!!?
"YOU LYIN!? THESE PEOPLE ARE FUCKIN LOOKIN AT YOU LIKE, WE COOL LONG AS SHAWN HERE!"
And I just told them "It's only because of my ability to perceive shit before it happens."
MIND YOU THE CLIENT TRIED TO SNEAK UP ON ME AND WAS LIKE "How in thee FUCK did you KNOW I WAS THERE! YOU CAN'T SEE ANYTHING FROM THAT FUCKIN ANGLE!"
And I just looked at him like, then I told him "When you live a certain type of life you develop instincts or you die. Simple as that." we then proceeded to go over what to do and I reminded him "We are still UNARMED GUARDS. If whomever this is is serious we're going to be in trouble." and he was just like "I know, I know, fuckin coward. We just need to be able to keep them from getting INSIDE the facilities!"
Which means he made it clear that HE EXPECTS US TO EAT BULLETS!
-_-
This is THE NATURE OF THE BEAST.
It's THAT SIMPLE.
DON'T BE LIKE THE COWORKER WOMAN I JUST LEFT!
TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY AND YOU'LL APPRECIATE IT AND ENJOY IT MORE!
Fuck around and NOT KNOW WHEN TO DO WHAT!?
Then...?
Not gonna lie, I felt bad for the woman we just left on post, because she CLEARLY didn't take shit seriously when she got hired, NOW!? Now she takes it seriously! And the whole way while I was walking her to POST she was like "It's pitch black out here!?" exactly. Exactly. Someone decided to run up?
You're done.
You're done.
My MOTHER EVEN SENT ME A TEXT MESSAGE TODAY AT WORK.
Cuz she knew not to call me.
Either way, lemme GO TO BED! Cuz I gotta be back up at 5am EST!
First!?
THIS!
Mind you!? The employees of the client at the factory, HAD NEVER SEEN THIS MANY GUARDS THERE, EVER! EVER! At one point we were 4 deep at one post! Where the realized whatever the fuck is going on, this shit is serious. Bag searches. CONTAINER SEARCHES! Sign-in's ENFORCED! DON'T GET CAUGHT WANDERING! Because YOU WILL BE BOOTED OFF THE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY!
And I just realized I took out a Life Insurance Policy in My Name for Shawn, but!?
I have no fuckin WILL OR LIVING WILL!
>_<
That's just DUMB ON MY PART!
So I got some serious work to do and hopefully shit will STAY QUIET!
TOMORROW!
Lemme take MY ASS TO BED!
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