Good Evening from Recovering from COVID in Philadelphia....
The title of this post LITERALLY just came to Me after watching Emergency Awesome trying to do mental-gymnastics for the fuck-up that is, the MCU-movie, The Eternals.
For starters?
I think it is obvious I was a LONG-TIME comic book reader.
So unlike too many I actually know ENOUGH about the Eternals, because I actually did My Best to follow Their comic book run when I was growing up.
It should also be obvious that I am a fan of The Mad Titan Thanos from Marvel-comics as well.
Thus the moment I saw Avengers I CORRECTLY GUESSED that Thanos would end up being revealed in the movie, however?
Those who know about the Marvel-comics versions of the Eternals & Thanos, are PAINFULLY AWARE OF HOW PATHETICALLY WEAK THEY ARE IN THE MCU.
I need to also bring up the Fact that the comics are known as the 616-universe.
The MCU is the 199999-universe.
So for The Record?
ALL OF THE MCU-CHARACTERS ARE ACTUALLY VARIANTS OF THE 616-COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS.
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And of course You knew & understood that, right?
And I need to TYPE THAT to make a critical point in why this post even exist in the first place.
Trying to PASS OFF.
The MCU-characters as "the Real Versions" of the ACTUAL COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS?
Is something that the MCU SHOULD HAVE ALREADY DELVED INTO.
The Disney+ show Loki talks about Variants & introduces the TVA where I was UNIMPRESSED by how any of that was done & after awhile I was actually pissed off by it. Because the TVA per Loki is actually a bunch of pussies who hide in their pocket-dimension and then AMBUSH PEOPLE THAT THEY DEEM VARIANTS.
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The Loki AND Wandavision Disney+-shows had glaring gaping HOLES IN THEM that SIMPLY CANNOT BE ALLOWED NOR SHOULD EVER BE CREATED. It is crystal clear that the Pandemic caused A LOT OF SCRAMBLING and led to piss-poor writing due to the changes forced by the Pandemic.
Thus TV-shows & movies got moved around & had themes & ideas even CUT FROM THEM due to the Pandemic. This ties into what I am typing here regarding the Eternals movie THAT IN ALL HONESTY NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE, ESPECIALLY NOT THE WAY THAT IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE END.
The Problems created by these rushed & shifted around TV-shows & movies COMPOUNDED PRE-EXISTING PROBLEMS such as the Fact that Thanos had been on the move collecting the Infinity Stones yet NO COSMIC ENTITIES WERE EVER ACTIVELY SHOWN IN CURRENT MCU-TIMES BECOMING SUSPICIOUS OR ACTIVELY EMPLOYING AGENTS TO FIND OUT WHAT IS GOING ON.
This is the reason why the title of this post is The Forgotten One of the 4th-Host, because IN ORDER TO CLEAN UP THE MESSES I AM TYPING ABOUT IN THE MCU YOU HAVE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THEY ARE THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
So?
If You are going to FINALLY FUCKIN INTRODUCE, cosmic entities?
IT MUST BE DONE RIGHT.
BECAUSE YOU ARE ALREADY FUCKIN LATE AS HELL IN INTRODUCING THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE..!
The Celestials CANNOT JUST BE DROPPED INTO PEOPLES' LAPS.
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The MCU showed GLIMPSES OF THEIR EXISTENCE PRIOR TO the Eternals movie, BUT ALWAYS MADE SURE NO CHARACTERS ACKNOWLEDGED THEIR EXISTENCE IN PRESENT-DAY TIMES & TERMS.
So the first thing that MUST BE DONE...!?
Is doing DETECTIVE WORK FOR THE "Eternals-movie" THAT WILL CLEAN UP THE CRAP THAT WAS FUCKED UP FROM EARLIER.
#1) The Collector.
Is He DEAD?
Did Thanos actually kill him in Avengers Infinity War or did the Collector simply GIVE HIM THE REALITY STONE & ESCAPE?
My Idea, for HOW an Eternals movie would & should go, HAS TO ADDRESS THIS.
Thus the movie SHOULD OPEN UP with Narration that makes it clear that the Narrator is someone ANCIENT, POWERFUL, AND MORE THAN A LITTLE PISSED OFF.
That all of this shit has been going on AND THEY HAVE NOT BEEN ON TOP OF THIS SITUATION WHICH LED TO MULTIPLE USES OF THE INFINITY STONES.
The Narrator should quickly REHASH the Infinity Stones & should actually CLARIFY WHY EACH STONE IS OR WAS THE WAY THAT IT WAS IN EACH OF THEIR MCU 1ST-APPEARANCES, meaning...!?
The Tesseract?
IS ACTUALLY THE COSMIC CUBE, which is ITS OWN UNGODLY POWERFUL ENTITY.
The Narrator SHOULD REVEAL THAT TO THE AUDIENCE SO THAT THEY FIND OUT THAT THE COSMIC CUBE ACTUALLY DOES EXIST & IS OUT IN THE UNIVERSE SOMEWHERE.
The Ether?
The Narrator SHOULD VERIFY Thor the Dark World's Account of the Fact THAT THE DARK ELVES WERE AMONG THE FIRST RACE EVER TO EXIST IN THIS NEW UNIVERSE DIRECTLY AFTER ITS CREATION.
It should THEN BE SHOWN TO THE AUDIENCE DURING THIS TIME NOTHINGNESS & THEN A COSMIC FLASH OF THE UNIVERSE BEING BORN & THEY SHOULD SEE 4-VAGUE FORMS EMERGE FROM THIS ALONGSIDE THE STONES BEING SHOT OUT INTO THE DARKNESS AS THE COSMIC FLASH DIES DOWN...!
One of the Vague-forms IS ETERNITY.
The 2nd IS DEATH.
The 3rd?
Should literally be a MASSIVE SPHERICAL SHAPE WHERE ENOUGH LIGHT SHOWS A BLACK ORGANIC ARMORED TEXTURE!
Where this ARMORED SPHERE should be highlighted with a Star Wars-style panning shot TO SHOW HOW MASSIVE IT IS & TO HIGHLIGHT THAT IT IS NOT PURELY ORGANIC NOR PURELY METALLIC IN NATURE...!
The Purpose of this is to reveal the Fact THAT GALACTUS SURVIVED THE END OF THE OLD UNIVERSE, which He came from, INTO THIS NEW ONE.
He is who is contained within this armored-sphere.
The 4th Vague Figure...?
Is Null.
Null is responsible FOR THE CREATION OF THE SYMBIOTES.
The Narrator will ADDRESS THESE 4-VAGUE FORMS AS THE PROGENITORS OF THE UNIVERSE THAT WE ALL CURRENTLY KNOW & LIVE IN.
He will then highlight that Null?
WILL INTENTIONALLY GIVE THE ETHER TO THE DARK ELVES AND HE WILL EXPLAIN THAT HE DID SO BECAUSE ALL OF THEM EXISTED IN THE DARKNESS THAT USED TO MAKE UP THIS UNIVERSE.
The BIRTH of the Other-3, IS WHAT BROUGHT LIGHT INTO THE UNIVERSE.
From Here he will explain that the 1st-Entity, Eternity?
CREATED HIM, the Narrator, AND HIS BROTHERS.
To CREATE LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE.
You will THEN SEE the One Above All, the very 1st-Celestial & Their Leader.
HE.
Is THE NARRATOR.
NOT.
Arishem the Judge.
This is CRITICAL.
Because the Point OF THIS MOVIE is to let the audience know that since THEY are responsible for the Creation of Life IN THE UNIVERSE.
To have PEOPLE going around snappin this & snappin that & killin ON A UNIVERSAL-SCALE & THEY DIDN'T DO SHIT ABOUT SHIT?
Yo?
That's how You get FIRED FROM YOUR FUCKIN JOB!
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And that is ALSO what this movie would be about.
RE-ESTABLISHING ORDER IN THE UNIVERSE & MAKING IT CLEAR THAT EVEN GETTIN SOUPED UP ON STONES, your ass is STILL JUST A FUCKIN TINY SENTIENT SPECK THAT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO PLAY WITH UNIVERSE-ALTERING TOYS...!
And now PEOPLE have to BE PUT BACK IN THEIR PLACE!
So far with what You've read, I'm 100%-certain You see WHAT I HAVE TYPED SO FAR HONESTLY BEGINS TO SHOW HOW VAST, WONDEROUS, AND DANGEROUS...!!!!!
The MCU-UNIVERSE is.
Tampering with, USING THE INFINITY-STONES?
Gets You a call FROM THE UNIVERSAL-COPS OF CREATION!
Because THEY DIDN'T FUCKIN AUTHORIZE ANYONE TO USE THINGS THAT THEY USE.
This ties DIRECTLY into the image shown of Eson the Searcher, using the Power-stone TO ANNIHILATE AN ENTIRE PLANET!
In Guardians of the Galaxy.
The One Above All will then go on to point out that a war broke out between the Literal Forces of Light and Dark, meaning the Dark Elves INITIALLY fought AGAINST the Celestials ALONGSIDE NULL, where You would then SEE NULL CREATE THE VERY FIRST SYMBIOTE!
You would also see Null KILL THE CELESTIAL NOWHERE, who is the floating decapitated head in the Guardians of the Galaxy movie!
In the MIDST OF THIS!?
You would see the Celestial BEGIN CREATING NEW LIFE TO HELP THEM FIGHT AGAINST NULL & THE DARK ELVES!
You would then see that DEATH?
Has taken the side OF NULL & THE DARK ELVES!
The One Above All will speak on this Great War and the Audience would see the Celestials CREATE VARIOUS RACES & STAND OUTS OF THOSE RACES WILL SHOW:
The Collector.
The Grandmaster!
EGO THE LIVING PLANET!
THE ASGARDIANS AND THE NINE REALMS!
THE KREE!
THE SKRULLS!
THE SHI'AR, where THIS ONE IS CRITICAL!
Because THE SHI'AR ARE A SPECIFIC GALACTIC EMPIRE TIED TO THE X-MEN!
THIS!?
Is how You fuckin create A UNIVERSE AND DO THINGS ON A UNIVERSAL-SCALE!!!!!
Not whatever the Fuck that BULLSHIT WAS in Eternals.
AND THIS IS LITERALLY THE OPENING FOR MY IDEA OF HOW AN ETERNALS MOVIE SHOULD HAVE GONE!
Because of course...!?
The Eternals are shown TO FIGHT in the Great War as well.
The One Above All will then talk about the massive loss of Life and the Damage done and We will then be SHOWN how the Grandmaster BECAME THE LAST LIVING MEMBER OF HIS RACE.
The Collector, becomes the Last of His Race, ALONGSIDE HIS DAUGHTER.
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Marvel comics readers will recognize THIS EASTER EGG AS IT BEING SHOWN THAT KORVAC THE ENEMY ALSO EXISTS IN THE MCU.
Because the Collector's DAUGHTER is His Lover.
Again, ALL THIS TYPING I'M DOING?
This CAN ALL BE SHOWN IN ONLY 10-FUCKIN MINUTES OF THE OPENING OF THE MOVIE AS THE ULTIMATE FORM OF A VISUAL MOVIE-CRAWL EXPLAINING EVERYTHING WHILE DRAWING THE AUDIENCE INTO THIS MCU OF ALL KINDS OF ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES AND THINGS BEYOND OUR IMAGINATION & COMPREHENSION!
The Armored-Sphere that was shown at the start...?
Is shown once again after showing ALL OF THE FANTASTICAL SIGHTS & SOUNDS where the camera would pan away from that madness & show far flung stars & the darkness of space until We see that armored-sphere passing through one of the many destroyed solar-systems from the Great War, where We see it slowly head into the sun of this desolate system and then the One Above All tells Us that the Great War would have ended in the destruction of the New Universe if it weren't for the timely birth of the physical embodiment... of Balance....
We then see the sun that swallowed the armored-sphere begin to flare-up and start to chain-react!
Where it begins to go from a yellow-sun, slowly to a red-sun, where We hear something within the sun questioning where are they, what has happened, and what is going on.
The Sun itself begins to go through a slow transformation, PHYSICALLY, even as it is becoming more and more of a red-sun. It's physical surface begins to convert into solid structures and its corona intensifies as the Voice within the sun speaks of how it has survived from the Old, to the New. Waves of red-sun energy race out into this destroyed solar-system and begin pull it towards the sun! Asteroids and planetary-debris from parts of the solar-system that had already been blown apart & torn asunder, race towards the sun while the bigger, heavier!?
Planets, begin to either crumble or move en masse towards the sun!
While the Voice questions what is going on in this New Universe where such wanton & vile destruction is taking place!
The entire point of this scene is show the Birth of Galactus & to make it clear to the Viewers that THIS IS WHY THANOS DID NOT WANT ANYONE TO KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING!
Because BEINGS LIKE THIS!?
Will NOT ALLOW HIM TO GAIN SUCH POWER!
It also PUTS THE POWER SCALES IN THEIR PROPER PLACE MCU-WISE.
All of this SHOWS that the Viewers have seen Thor & Odin & Thanos, BUT NOW IT IS TIME TO SEE THOSE THAT THEY FEAR AND THAT THEY BOW DOWN TO WHEN BECKONED!
The One Above All then states that it is the Birth of Galactus that finally brings an End to the Great War, where the red-sun begins to get CONVERTED & RECONSTRUCTED into Galactus's worldship AND HE SENDS OUT A WAVE OF COSMIC-ENERGY THAT CUTS ACROSS THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE WITH HIM LITERALLY SAYING "ENOUGH!"
The One Above All explains that this wave of energy was not merely cosmic in nature but also psionic! Carrying with it images-&-ideas where Galactus LITERALLY PUTS FORTH A MEANS FOR BOTH SIDES TO COEXIST!
Or?
BE ABSORBED & EATEN BY HIM.
The One Above All will explain to the audience that IN HIS PRIMORDIAL-FORM...!?
Without His Armor?
Galactus, as a Child of the Old Universe?
Has enough power to END THIS NEW UNIVERSE, even as any would attempt to resist.
The Losses?
On BOTH SIDES?
Forced all to consider that none would win in the End.
If this newly born cosmic-entity decided to destroy all things, including himself, thus resetting and collapsing everything back into its dormant state of nothingness.
No Darkness.
No Light.
No Nothing.
Until the next Big Bang would give the cosmic-entities of that New Universe, the chance to decide Their Own Fate.
The One Above All would then explain that a truce was created between the Forces of Light & Dark.
The Dark-Elves would gain one of the 9-Realms.
We know that in Thor the Dark World THEY'D EVENTUALLY ATTEMPT TO BREAK THE TRUCE & FAIL.
The Celestials would begin seeding Life across the Universe.
Ego would head off into deep space to plot his own plans as seen in Guardians of the Galaxy II, but not before We see that He & the Grandmaster, the Collector AND THE REST OF THE ELDERS OF THE UNIVERSE. Had fought together on the side of Light as The Elders of the Universe, the Last Members of Their Respective Races, except for the Collector & His Daughter.
The Grandmaster also heads off into deep space & founds Sakkar.
The Collector & His Daughter move into Nowhere.
Odin's GREAT-GREAT-GRANDFATHER FOUNDS ASGARD.
The Infinity-stones ARE KEPT BY THE CELESTIALS.
Galactus begins His Task of consuming dead-&-dying worlds in order TO CLEAN UP the mess of the Great War.
This will explain why he would end up in present-day consuming vibrant worlds of life, because there is something HE TOO had to agree to, IN ORDER TO GET BOTH SIDES TO AGREE TO HIS TRUCE.
Null?
Takes His Symbiotes and also goes off into the universe.
And the One Above All then states that balance had been achieved throughout the Universe and all was as it should be, but...?
Millions.
Upon unfathomable millions of years... is bound to lead to oversights, errors, and mistakes... even among Us.
I have failed in keeping track of the Infinity-stones.
And Fools have made use of my mistake.
The Calamity caused by the recent usages of the Stones and not just my inability to keep track of them, but the mistake made by all of Us, on a cosmic-scale, must be corrected...!
The 4-Host will prepare.
But first...?
Our Emissary shall open up and investigation while We fix the damage done to the Universe. Come forth My Forgotten One. And remind the Universe that there is only one above all who is worthy of using the infinity-stones in such brazen manners....
The Forgotten One is then shown in spotlight where he is standing on some sort of hi-tech platform and in the shadows behind him are all manner of massive machinery and devices. It is at this point that the movie would finally get underway but the main purpose of this particular shot is to show the Forgotten One in his space armor & to highlight the Fact that he is being dispatched to investigate what has happened, WHO IS INVOLVED & WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE USAGES OF THE INFINITY-STONES AS A COLLECTIVE!
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NOTE!?
That THIS is the REAL ISSUE.
It is the FACT that ALL OF THE STONES WERE USED MULTIPLE TIMES.
Where the Celestials are TIED UP FIXING THE DAMAGE DONE TO THE VERY FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE, which is WHY THEY DON'T COME RUNNING THEMSELVES.
Once the Forgotten One gets underway We will see that he has a Head's-Up Display just like Iron Man and others within his space-armor & the first thing he will point out IS THAT HE IS AWARE THAT THE STONES HAVE ALL BEEN REDUCED TO AMBIENT-ENERGY. So HE KNOWS THAT THE STONES THEMSELVES HAVE BEEN PHYSICALLY DESTROYED!
He will spend the movie TRACKING DOWN THE ENERGY-SIGNATURES OF THE STONES which means We will meet certain characters again & NEW CHARACTERS CAN BE BROUGHT UP IN PASSING, thus when He goes to Xandar, what's left of it.
He will find that they have a NEW NOVA CORPS.
Where Nova will be introduced and I'm just typing tidbits now.
As this has taken long enough to type.
The Bottom line is an Eternals-movie DONE THIS WAY?
Introduces ONLY ONE ETERNAL.
And HIGHLIGHTS THAT JUST LIKE IN THE COMICS, THIS ONE ETERNAL WAS AN ACTUAL SERVANT OF THE CELESTIALS.
Whereas THE REST WERE NOT.
The Forgotten One is not here to do TOO MUCH TALKING.
So His Dialogue will be MOSTLY SHORT & TO THE POINT.
While WE AS VIEWERS will get to hear HIS INNERMOST THOUGHTS WHILE HE IS CONDUCTING HIS INVESTIGATION.
By the End of the Movie?
HE WILL COME TO EARTH.
And the movie will END with HIM ARRIVING AT AVENGERS COMPOUND.
I literally came up with all of this STRICTLY BECAUSE I got pissed at what I heard in Emergency Awesome's video & I've taken bits-&-pieces of My Time today to type this out. I'm gonna put the video that caused Me to type all of this here at the End so You can hear for Yourself what inspired Me to address & create this post.
I hope You enjoyed reading My Take on how an Eternals movie SHOULD HAVE BEEN DONE.
Here is the video from Emergency Awesome:
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