Psssssssssssssst! I'm Full of Shit - II

Good Evening from Upper Darby!

So now?
You've read the excerpt.
I will tell you right now it should be obvious that I am Jim.
But? Who exactly is John?
?
And why does "John" need a fake name?
And even though I just used this one in the previous post? I'm gonna use it again because it totally fuckin fits.

I am THE MASTER MANIPULATOR?
Well, first of all?

I live in Upper Darby, Pennsylvania, in Nazi-America.
Stacey lives in Bluff, Durban, South Africa.

Tell me something? 
What EXACTLY DOES SHE HAVE THAT IS WORTH MANIPULATING FROM 13,384 KM or 8,316.43 MILES AWAY?

Now? I'm gonna get right to it.
From 8,316.43 miles away, it can't be pussy.
My dick?
It just isn't that long.
Even if Nazi-Cops came in here RIGHT NOW?! And decided that they felt threatened! Because I had a dick that had the length OF A HUNDRED BLACK-MEN'S, DICKS!
And the proportionate BLACKMAN DICK-STRENGTH, TOO!

It still will never reach 8,316.43 MILES AWAY.
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And for the record, I wouldn't want it to. Why? Why would I want that, why!?

So? So far? I am a Master Manipulator who CAN'T GET THE BASIC Master Manipulator REQUIREMENT.
Pussy.

So now? The next thing would be, money.
Well?
This is the current value of the Rand against the Dollar;
1 Rand = 0.082 Dollars

That means that when I asked her to send me money for the long-distance bill I'd run up yet again. Playing around with her, AND PLEASE REMEMBER. REMEMBER. The Phone Company can always PULL RECORDS AND VERIFY MY CALLS TO HER. They can SHOW how much I was calling her. And then PAYING IT OFF. You?!? WHAT KIND OF MANIPULATOR FUCKIN PAYS HIMSELF INTO PHONE BILL DEBTS!?!?!?!?! So I've already said that SHIT WAS SHITTY around here and my finances were STRICTLY from My Former Surrogate-Son, GIVING ME MONEY! I'd once again BEEN ON-CALL, cleaning up YET ANOTHER MESS IN HER LIFE. Where I finally got PISSED ABOUT IT! She started MOUTHING OFF! As usual. And then said "WELL GUESS WHAT!? YOU KNOW WHAT!? I'LL PAY FOR THE PHONE BILL! HUH!? HOW ABOUT THAT!? HUH!? HOW ABOUT THAT!? FUCKIN I WILL PAY FOR THE PHONE BILL!"

She EXPECTED ME to do what I normally did. Which is allow her to MOUTH-OFF! Then I CLEAN UP whatever bullshit went on and then IGNORE the shit she MOUTHED OFF ABOUT!
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When she did it THIS TIME THOUGH? I was like, yeah. You send me the money for the phone bill. You know she MOUTHED OFF SOME MORE. Then HUNG UP!
-_-
I didn't waste time I simply went on about my business because I'd told her while she was talking shit "You don't have enough money to pay the bill. Stop talking shit, please. Now is not the time." but you know? Ego. Angry. LOUD. MOUTHY. She INSISTED AND GOT IN-DIG-NANT! Cuz her pride had taken a hit that she didn't even needed to take. That's when she hung-up! Pfft, it was BARELY THE NEXT DAY when her ass was back on the phone talking about... "I...? I don't have... I don't have the money I said I would send you..." -_- And the reason WHYYYYYYYYY she was so fuckin downtrodden is because SHE WAS ALWAYS talking a great game and then when the time would come for her to be there for me she would, FAIL. Because IN HER MIND, wanting to be this I can do it girl, without thinking about the fact that? You cannot simply MAKE PROMISES ABOUT THINGS AND THEN DON'T KEEP THEM. Now? YOU'RE EMBARRASSED? So? She liked to talk big and then GO HOME. Except she ALREADY WAS HOME, SHIT!?

"I? I can send you...? Can? Can I send you $300?" that exchanges to R3576 right now tonight. I still can't figure out SA currency right BUT THAT LOOKS LIKE A LOTTA FUCKIN MONEY! Stacey expected me to LET HER OFF THE FUCKIN HOOK AS USUAL. For flapping her YAP. With NO REGARD for whether what she was saying or doing, MADE ANY SENSE. I then told her "Send me the money, please." I then paid the phone bill DOWN.
Stacey KNEW that I couldn't afford to be WASTING TIME-&-MONEY THAT I DON'T HAVE. At NO POINT. NONE. Did the excerpt. Say ANYTHING about what is even going on IN EITHER JIM'S LIFE. OR EVEN JOHN'S LIFE.

The ONLY LIFE THAT MATTERS IN THAT EXCERPT!?
IS HERS!
And?
-_-
You did REALIZE THAT, right?
There is no context set for anyone or anything except for the Poor-Victim, Stacey. Soohhhhhhhhhh? According to THE EXCERPT!? I stalked my prey STEALTHILY, when I am living off of EARNED LOYALTY FROM A CHILD WHO HAS HIS OWN BIOLOGICAL PARENTS. Solely for ME to PREY UPON a woman WITH NO MONEY! Who lives in a place where THE CURRENCY EXCHANGE RATE IS 0.082! AND I CAN'T GET ANY PUSSY FROM HER EITHER!

So I'm either the world's DUMBEST CON-ARTIST?
Or something isn't right with what is being said by the author?
Mind you?
The person she refers to as "John"?
Might as well BE a John.
Because this is the Side-Piece-Chick-Dude that she's been fucking and fucking around with throughout the course of Her Marriage to her Ex-Husband! So that's about 15-YEARS. And her relationship with Me! ANOTHER 5-YEARS. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but at NO TIME does ANY OF THIS GET MENTIONED IN THE EXCERPT.
Meanwhile IT ALSO EXPLAINS why the "Hero John" doesn't have an actual NAME, WHEN HE SHOULD!

Oh by the way? JOHN WAS MARRIED WHEN SHE WAS FUCKING AROUND WITH HIM WHILE SHE WAS WITH ME!

For all I know his ass is STILL MARRIED. Because Stacey's ass IS STILL ON THE BLUFF! Yo!? How can you fuck around for almost your ENTIRE LIFE WITH ONE NIGGER WHILE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH TWO OTHER FUCKIN MEN AND THEN YOUR ASS STILL ISN'T FUCKIN WIFED-UP WHEREVER THE NIGGER YOU KEEP CHEATING WITH IS AT!? I'm asking you, I'M ASKING ALL OF YOU!? How ON EARTH!? Can this WOMAN think she should be WRITING A RELATIONSHIP BOOK WHEN SHE KNOWS THE SHIT SHE'S DONE IS FOUL-AS-FUCK AND SHE'S GONNA GET FUCKIN CALLED OUT AND CAUGHT FOR IT!
See? I'm sorry, I'M SORRY! But I gotta do it again. And I need to use a youtube that is SO OUTLANDISH! BUT APPROPRIATE;

I had to get my phone services cut-off from running up $1000 phone-bills trying to maintain a relationship with this woman. So if you THOUGHT the above Now You Fucked Up-youtube was ME talking about HER or TO HER?
NOPE!
It was ME.
TALKING ABOUT ME.
AND MY SUPREME STUPIDITY!
I posted that youtube just now because alllllllllllllllllllllllll the BULLSHIT is FLOODING BACK where I'm like;

I took this woman seriously.

I honestly took this woman seriously?

What really makes this WORSE is that before I was ANYTHING with this woman? We were friends, FIRST. That THING in the EXCERPT? Is who she PRETENDS TO BE. That THING in the EXCERPT is who she SELLS HERSELF AS.
And I'm gonna come right on out and admit it!
THE BITCH GOT ME!
SHE GOT ME!
AND I GOT MYSELF!

You all KNOW IT AND I DESERVED IT! Spend $1000's!? WHILE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING MY SON BACK!?
I PAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
For one of her round-trips here out of the 3x's we ever saw each other.
I have only seen this woman THREE.
GODDAMN TIMES.
OVER THE COURSE OF A 5-YEAR RELATIONSHIP!
And a 2-year FRIENDSHIP.
Where at no point.
NO. POINT!
Does she ever mention she has a John.

I then found out near the end that if it wasn't for Her Ex-Husband she wouldn't have anything with just her salary. In the end I found out that why she never wanted to get divorced before was because HIS MONEY was paying FOR HER LIFESTYLE CHOICES. The constant trips here. The West Coast. Las Vegas. New Orleans. With and without him. With friends-n-family. The House she's now in. And during all of that time she'd finally admitted that her Ex-Husband SUSPECTED HER AND HER JOHN. And that's when I finally had had enough. And God knows it was WAY FUCKIN LATE. But the reason why I am HERE NOW and back to applying myself again is because I finally STOPPED SIMPIN with this woman. There is MORE. But I know she reads this blog and I am going to save that for when and if this Pssssssssssssssssst!, book.
Ever comes out.
I've already done some scouting around and Woodhead Bigby Attorneys up on the Bluff handles these kinds of cases.
I had to notify some family of the current situation WITH THIS. Which is why this post took so long to GET POSTED. And I've already been told that if I HONESTLY NEED TO DEAL WITH THIS WOMAN IN A SOUTH AFRICAN COURT OF LAW? Then they will help me!

Aside from the lies and bullshit I wasted time going through with her. The thing that stands out the most is that? She only made sure to tell me about how her now ex-husband was cheating on her. At no time did she ever tell me that SHE, was also cheating on HIM. And mind you I know now that the whole thing was a con on her part. She got me with the feel-sorry-for-me, female-con artistry, crap. I definitely fucked that up. But what makes it worse is she knew that she couldn't dare tell me the truth about JOHN. Because she knew I would NOT have stayed friends with her and I certainly would NOT, I NEVER would have pursued a relationship with her either. Then when she talks about "getting her submission"? Making her SUBMIT? Submit to WHAT? SUBMISSION TO DO WHAT!? WE ARE SEPARATED BY 8,000 FUCKIN MILES!?!?!?!
Again?
No context of even that in the excerpt.
Also do you know what else is missing?
Do you see ANY CONTEXT REGARDING WHO SHE ACTUALLY IS?
Does the reader get any INKLING of Her Likes?
Dislikes?
How about any INTIMATE DETAILS?
You see Stacey, you still think I have some sort of tolerance for you.
For who you are.
What you STAND. FOR.
And the fact that you are a HABITUAL.
LIAR.

Women like this woman always keep pushing the envelop and egging shit on until it blows up in their face. It would have been nice if she'd spent all of this energy when her daughter got locked in her boyfriend's house and then beaten up by him. You see, her book isn't going to include that. Because this guy lives IN HER AREA. And she wouldn't even CONFRONT HIM DIRECTLY, INSTEAD!? She went on ahead and tried to get EVERYONE ELSE INVOLVED. Where I told her "You're gonna have to stop your daughter from seeing him." and I'm sorry, why EXACTLY SHOULD I HAVE TO EVEN SAY THAT? That is REALLY what makes this WHOLE THING so fuckin pathetic and actually FUCKED UP! Because SHE KNOWS this is gonna BLOW UP IN HER FACE! But she seems DETERMINED to try to make it fly ANYWAY! And we ended up ARGUING OVER THIS, ARGUING! OVER HER. BEING A MOTHER AND PROTECTING HER DAUGHTER! And YOU ARE DAMN RIGHT I CALLED HER STUPID! CUZ THAT SHIT IS STUPID! Worse than that though is the fact that this was NOT the first time that she'd done this kind of thing.

If there is a lesson that also disappointed me the most, too. Is that Her and Too Much of Her Family, they lived up to THE WORST STEREOTYPES ABOUT COLOURED SOUTH AFRICANS. From the constant rapes and molestation's of THEIR OWN FAMILY MEMBERS. Then looking the other way. To the blatant stereotype that they would rather LIVE UNDER APARTHEID THEN BLACK RULE OF SOUTH AFRICA. As if Black South Africans even had the opportunities that Coloureds had AND STILL HAVE. That excerpt of slander? It is LITERALLY her childish diarrhea-dreams of how she should be able to live out her unfinished Princess-Complex, unchallenged, and held unaccountable on her acts of Irredeemable Evil. Even as I type this I am reminded of the fact that Her Mother never told her that she needs to be a WORTHY PRINCESS. Not to GET A MAN, no. But to set a STANDARD FOR HERSELF. Whatever that standard may have been. But I'm not THAT SLOW AND STUPID TO NOT KNOW THAT;

Children can only do what Their Parents have TAUGHT THEM.
When you teach Your Child nothing. Then expect them to live up to Nothing.
It's almost like this woman WANTS ME TO DESTROY HER.
I dunno, FUCK IT! I've typed my peace and I'm ready for war....