Williams Works Facebook Page Link

Good Evening from WAIT, I still haven't eaten all day IN UPPER DARBY!

Lemme see if I have this SLIGHTLY RIGHT! Look? I know NOTHING about Facebook. I already know that anyone on it is allowing themselves to be spied on by the Nazi-American government. However? I couldn't argue with everyone talking about I need to get a Facebook Account for Williams Works!

So!?

I THINK that's what I have now. Like I said, I don't know my head from my ass regarding Facebook. What I DID FIND once I joined? Is that this place is PERFECT FOR CHEATING ON YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER! I can see why Stacey had one. I was combing through my options and all of this and I was like "No wonder her ass had this shit. You can get REALLLLLLLLL SKEEZY-SLEAZY BEHIND THE FACEBOOK PRIVACY SETTINGS AND ALL THIS OTHER SHIT!"
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

It's fucked up when someone willingly becomes a side piece for a married man, but hey? AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, SHIT! The Facebook page is up and I believe you can reach it here;
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That was probably the worst commercial ever, BUT YOU GET MY POINT!
Now?
I must go and eat. I've gone through the whole day without eating and I've even worked out, so?
It's about that time.
This weight is starting to come off too!