WAR HAS BEEN DECLARED!

GOOD. 

MORNING.

FROM PHILADELPHIA!

War has been DECLARED! And as you all know I INTEND TO WIN IT! If there is one thing that I cannot stand it is a coward who flaps their gums and talks about shit that they don't mean and don't know and won't do and can't do! Well!? Lesson LEARNED! Now I WILL DESTROY YOU THE WAY THAT I SHOULD HAVE A LONG TIME AGO!

TODAY!?
I WILL UTTERLY CRUSH YOU, YOU UNGRATEFUL BITCH!
TODAY!?
I WILL FINISH YOU OFF FOR GOOD SO THAT YOU DON'T FUCKIN DARE TO SHOW YOUR UNFINISHED FACE ANYWHERE EVER AGAIN!
TODAY!? 
WILL FINISH OFF!
That goddamn Tiamat drawing!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
NOW HIT MY FUCKIN INTRO THE WAY OBAMA TOLD THOSE HOWARD GRADS TO EMPATHIZE WITH MIDDLE AGED WHITEMEN IN NAZI-AMERICA!!!!!!!!!
OHHHHHH YEAH, THAT'S YOUR, BLACK PRESIDENT!