Okay!? So I'm sitting here right now waiting for one of my sworn-brothers to show up and then we'll head out and take care of some business! First and foremost!? I did the Diamond Cutter DDP-Yoga Lesson today, 50 MINUTES OF TORTURE FOR YOUR ASS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I was able to do ALL OF THE PUSH-UP'S except for using my knees ONE-TIME at the very end on the 10-Second SLOW-BURN PUSH-UP'S! Lemme tell ya something I couldn't have even HOPED TO DO ALL THOSE DAMN PUSH-UP'S IF I HADN'T BEEN WORKING MY ASS OFF SINCE LAST YEAR!
Mind you last year I was battling, and here is the music I'm listening to as I type this, except I chopped and edited it so it's only the first section of the video with the Killer Bees of Wu-Tang, Enter the 36 Chambers! The actual name of the song is Clan in the Front, but at the very front of that song is a short song that literally roll-calls the MASSIVE WU-TANG CLAN! If you've never had the chance to be a part of any kind of group sports or causes or to have friends that you grew up with or met and be able to roll with them and know that these are people who have your back NO MATTER WHAT!?
My point in typing all of this and talking about it right now is that IN TODAY'S TIMES you got a lotta bullshittin-ass bastards-n-bitches who CLAIM THEY GOT YOUR BACK. Till shit hits the fan and all you've got standing next to you is their shadow like some sick old school cartoon where the other character has run off so fast that all that's left is a cloud-of-smoke-shadow from where THEY USED TO BE STANDING AT.
A lot of people today are STARVING FOR REAL FRIENDS, GOOD FRIENDS, but don't know how to actually BE A GOOD FRIEND OR A REAL FRIEND. Then we have ENABLERS like shitty-ass Steve Harvey, Oprah Winfrey, Tony Gaskins and Tony Robins and Toni-Tony-Tone! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! Making money off of wrong-minded men and women who know full-well that they aren't trustworthy worth shit! Which is why they can't rely on the company they keep, because since they themselves aren't trustworthy or loyal, then their friends and such that they surround themselves with aren't trustworthy or loyal, either. We have a lot of people, from ALL RACES IN MANY PLACES, frontin and pretending like they're true-blue and trustworthy. But really they're dirt-bags or belly-crawlers who lay in ambush for someone to trust them so they can try to move forward by USING THE OTHER PERSON, then looking crazy when their victim turns on Killer Bees and then comes looking for them with muthafucka's that they knew NOTHING ABOUT THE VICTIM KNOWING!
It's just fucked up in a way because people engage in FUCKERY and do fucked up shit to people, but can't understand why they don't have real friends and family who'll ride with them no matter what! I'm sittin here RIGHT NOW listening to this first 1:20 of the video I've embedded where I'm GRATEFUL TO ALL THE BROTHERS AND SISTERS WHO RODE WITH ME EARLY ON IN LIFE AND THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND BELIEF IN MY LEADERSHIP AND IN WHO I AM AS A PERSON! ^_^!!!! And reconnecting with these people!? My health is getting better! My blood pressure has gotten WAY BETTER! MY WRITING HAS GOTTEN BETTER! And I'm about to ACTUALLY PUBLISH MY FIRST BOOK AFTER DECADES OF WORKING FOR THE SAKE OF WORKING! THAT'S WHAT'S UP!
So with all of that being the backdrop for this post!? I'm gonna post the very first CELEBRITY CATFIGHT STORY I EVER WROTE! ENJOY IT! And I'll talk to you guys...
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OH WAIT!? Since this is a DIRECT REPOST!? JUST LETTING YOU KNOW THAT THERE IS ONE PICTURE IN IT THAT IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK! SO YOU CAN'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU MUTHALUVA'S! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! NOW!?
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ONE MORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE, THING!? Like I said before, I decided to actually follow-up on PRE-EXISTING MATERIAL from off of the catfight site I was a part of, so parts of the story may not make sense to you simply because the story by whomever else isn't included with this post. I wouldn't dare post the stuff the other dudes were posting, simply because I THINK IT WAS AND STILL IS ABSOLUTE CRAP! OKAY!? That should do it!
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VIVICA FOX VS LUCY LIU
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Vivica Fox vs. Lucy Liu – A New Beginning
She needed two other people just to equal Halle and one was a faded diva who might spout who knew what and the other… well Janet IS kinda freaky and weird… whatever. But the fact of the matter was, as she headed out of her lavish room, she had stabbed Janet in the back and now knew that at one point or another Janet was gonna pay her back. Plus she beat the crap out of Halle, but only after getting sloppy seconds… which kind of made her feel a little guilty… a LITTLE guilty. It was the fact that she had to stoop so low that was grating on her. When Halle fought her it was straight up and worse was the fact that Halle was a part of Fab 4. Vivica knew that with the stunt she had just pulled she wasn’t gonna get a lot of help from anybody doing it that way. Vivica wasn’t trying to get ambushed and she made sure to keep her ear open. This was a little too Kill Billish, but more than that was the fact that her career was fading fast. She wasn’t getting any younger and she was actually tired of trying to keep up with the Jones, Starr excluded of course. But seriously, the more she looked at it… the more she realized that she was reaching the end of the line and looking back on a whole lot of what should have been and what could have been!
But even while she knew all of this, she kept coming back here anyway, especially after getting even with Halle. She kept coming back to the scene of the crime. Sure she got a few well-wishers and fans and shit that tried to cheer her up, but really? She knew. I’m washed up. My careers about to end and I don’t have shit to show for it. All I have is Independence Day and Kill Bill and some muthafuckin COOKOUT MOVIES! That’s BULLSHIT! I can act, but what chances do I get? Look at Uma, she’s a lucky bitch. She’s got Quentin. Quentin will do any fuckin thing for her. She needs some help, call Quentin. She needs to get back in with Hollywood, call Quentin. Needs a good role, sit down with Quentin and what the fuck do I have? Who the fuck can I turn to? 50 fuckin Cent, dumb ass muthafucka. 6-9? Shit even Starr got fired from The View…
Vivica sat sulking more than anything. Drinking, but not really. Really she was just poutin', feeling sorry for herself and looking at the fact that she would do anything for a real shot! Remembering how Halle undressed her, exposed her and embarrassed her… till finally she picked up her glass and started to throw it till someone grabbed her wrist in mid throw. “Hold it”
She looked “You wanna get off me?”
“You wanna add disturbin' the peace and a night in a Vegas jail to your resume too?”
She looked him up and down and told him “You made your point, now let go of my wrist, before you eat this glass.”
He smirked at her and nodded. He let go of her wrist and she lowered the glass back down as he asked her “You've been coming down here almost every night since your run in with Halle. I would have thought after what I heard about your rematch you would be a bit happier.”
“What are you a stalker?”
“Easy”
He handed her a business card and she immediately erupted “Oh c’mon now brutha!!!! I can’t help you out or hook you up!” she was loud and unruly, tryin a little too hard to be hood. Part of it was the liquor, part of it was the humiliation and part of it was just who the hell she was.
He steadied his glasses, gave her a disgusted look and then smiled as he told her “That’s why you got your ass kicked and that’s why you needed so much help. You make a lotta assumptions before you understand what the hells actually goin on.”
Vivica’s head kinda jerked back from the verbal slap he gave her, but she regained her senses enough to tell him “LOOK, I don’t have time to play these games with some four eyed wanna be producer, director or whatever the hell you’re trying to con me that”
“I’m a fight manager and trainer, try reading the card first before you give me more titles then I actually have” Vivica went to say something, but he kept at her “You keep coming down here cause this is the scene of the crime, isn't it? This was your chance to show the world that even if you don’t get the big name recognition that Halle does, you could at least kick her ass, am I right?” She didn’t answer. Instead she went to pick up her glass and he took hold of it and told her “This glass isn’t gonna change what happened.”
“What are you Dr. Fuckin' Phil?”
“No, I think you have talent, but you don’t know how to use it. It took Halle forever to put you away, you can definitely take an ass whippin' and you did train with Master Woo-Ping for Kill Bill. You’re in better shape than Halle and I already know that you’re stronger” then he gave her a disgusted look “But your heads all fucked up and that negates any skill you have.”
Vivica looked down at the bar… “My show got canned. I’m in between jobs, I got more fuckin' useless plastic surgery and for what? I never needed plastic surgery before.”
“You know that and I know that, but you did what you THOUGHT, was gonna extend your career and it didn’t pan out, now did it.”
Vivica shot him an evil glare and asked him “Do you have a point? Cause you’re tired now, aiight.”
“C’mon, stop. All that fake hood shit, you’re too old for that and that’s why your careers in the crapper. You’re jealous of Halle, but you don’t even see that she’s actually riding the same bus, she’s just in the front of it and you’re in the back. Fuck has she done since Monster’s Ball when she showed her shit and got rewarded with that Oscar?” Vivica looked back down at the bar as he told her “Think about it. What has she done, huh? Nothing, just like you. You did Kill Bill, what did it do for you? What came from it? Cut the crap, nothing came from it. You got paid. You went to China, Japan, yaddah, yaddah, yaddah. Now, I can actually help you do something with all that” he motioned up and down her body “All that talent, all of that natural ability… you could really make it big in the wrestling ring.”
“Yeah right” Vivica shook her head as she laughed “I couldn’t even beat Halle”
“But you want to beat Halle though, don’t you?” Vivica got quiet as he said “You want to take all of that pent up aggression and unleash it on somebody, right?” she nodded reluctantly as he reminded her “Hey, even David Carradine said that in a real fight, you were actually the best and the baddest bitch on that set and that man actually knows southern style Shaolin.” Now Vivica was starting to smile and he made sure to point it out “See, there ya go. Stop dwellin on things you can’t change and look at what you can change. Fuck Hollywood and fuck the muthafucka’s that had you believing that you had to change this and change that. Let’s be honest, there aren't too many women in Hollywood that are over 40 and still looking good and in shape. Let’s get out of here, hit the gym and hit the mats and get started on your new career.”
But as soon as they started to get up, an expensive Luis Vuitton duffle-bag was dropped right at their feet and they were staring at one irate woman and her Valley Girl accent didn’t exactly match her Asian features “Wait a minute? I know you just didn’t use the same fuckin line on Vivica that you used to get me out here?”
Vivica was shocked to see Lucy Liu standing there looking none too pleased “Hey Girl”
“Save it, Viv.” Lucy lost the Valley Girl accent at this point “I didn’t come her for the Kill Bill reunion tour.” Vivica couldn’t believe her ears “Excuse me?”
“No, no excuse for you. Vivian” “Vivica” “Whatever, you not only got your ass beat” Lucy scratched the back of her head and turned away slowly as she muttered “You also pissed your panties, okay girl? I mean, damn, I know you’re over 40, but did you leave your Depends at home or what?”
Vivica was about to haul off and hit her, but she was once again stopped by him from doing something way over the top. She immediately started yelling at Lucy who started yelling back until he told them “SHUT THE FUCK UP! DAMN! That’s why you two bitches don’t have men! Damn, just settle down!”
“I don’t have to take your shit!”
“Where are you goin Liu, get back here.” But no sooner did he say that, Vivica told her to get lost! The people in the bar were already waiting for yet another fight, but he wasn’t gonna let that happen, not yet. Not here and not now.
“C’mon now, settle down! You two are like little high school girls! Relax” he snatched Lucy’s bag from off the floor and shoved it into her chest “And be quiet!!!! Let’s just head over to the gym and you two can settle your differences THERE!” He made sure he was loud enough to be heard by the patrons here and then both ladies heard the murmurs around them and agreed, knowing that they were definitely going to have a crowd.
As they made their way out to the parking lot, he decided that they would take his car. This way he would be able to patch things up once one of these bitches got her cunt kicked by the other. They were a solid building block and he intended to snag both of them, come hell or high water. So, he conned them into taking his car and leaving theirs by using their massive egos against them. He found it funny that men were always accused of having an ego, but a woman with an ego? It’s funny as hell to watch, cause you know some dudes gonna come along and intentionally try to topple her just to be a smart ass. Now if they were women that knew how to handle their egos? Well, he wouldn't have this shot at recruiting them... now would he?
They reached the gym and it actually already had people there! Vivica was intent on making the most out of this! She needed this win, even though they weren’t part of a league yet, she needed to let Lucy know that she was top dog around here, but Lucy had other ideas. She knew that she was just as tough as Vivica and she had spent her time sizing her up in the car! I’ll show you, she sneered. You think Halle beat your ass, wait till I’m done with you.
They got changed in separate locker rooms. He was trying not to play favorites so he stayed out at ringside and got things in order. Everything was working out perfectly and by the time this was all over he would have his first two bitches in his stable and then he could go from there. The place was packed and he made sure that his special guest referee was ready to lend him a hand when it was time. Sure enough French porn star Julia Chanel was standing by in a rather sexy referee uniform that accentuated her curves nicely. He ordered the house lights dimmed and the standing room only crowd started to get amped up for what was already a FREE FIGHT! He knew that if these ladies could put on a good show for free, then people would pay big time to see even more then what he was offering them tonight. He motioned for one of the boys in the back to tell the ladies that it was time. As soon as he watched the guy scamper off to the back he knew that everything was ready “Showtime.”Some of the guys from the gym made sure to tell the spectators to keep their mitts to themselves and they’ll see plenty, while some of the others formed a nice line of security so that each lady could make her way to the ring untouched and unchallenged. Sure enough one of the boys from the back came out from the locker area and whistled! He was immediately hit with the amateur fight night music and spotlight and then he got his monkey ass out of the way as he motioned behind him! Vivica stepped out into the spotlight wearing a burgundy wrestling robe and her best smile! The crowd went wild as they couldn’t see anything more than that and the busty Black beauty made her way to the ring amidst a chorus of cheers and cat calls “Now this is more like it! I’m a whip this bitches ASS!”
Julia directed her to her corner like the showgirl she is. Vivica pointed at her “Alright now sista.” Julia smiled back and said something back in French which basically translated to “You’re no sister of mine bitch, now just get to your fuckin corner” but the cordial smile and the smooth easy sounding French made it seem far less catty then it actually was. Vivica then heard another construction worker-like whistle and she knew that meant that the Queen of Cunts was on her way out next. She still couldn’t believe that she use to defend that cross-eyed cunt and tell people she was so nice and people just misunderstood her “Misunderstood my ass. Nasty little tramp. Don’t no White man want some cross-eyed, old Asian fantasy fetish!”
Lucy stood under the spotlight, pearly whites gleaming with the world’s biggest cheesiest smile in a closed white wrestlers robe. As she waved she thought to herself how lucky all of these people were to see her at all and that this was the last free thing she would ever do that didn’t involve UNICEF or something to do with a third world nation. As American assholes, these bastards and bitches have money… and I want it! Now in no way was Lucy Anti-American, no, but after her travels abroad to help the unfortunate she realized that well… she could join the ranks of the trailer trash at any given moment, so… doing anything for FREE that involved other Americans was like hastening her own death!
She made her way to the ring and received the same polite pissy attitude from Julia and much like Vivica, she was totally thrown by the genuine sincerity and she was completely oblivious to the blatant verbal cheap shot. Vivica and Lucy went through the customary stare down crap which agitated Julia almost as much as this long build up is probably doing to the reader. Then both ladies disrobed and the flash bulbs went off, all this for a non-title, non-important match, but everything was going just as he hoped. Both ladies were soaking up all the attention like the desperate housewives they were… if they… could find someone to actually marry them that is.
All jokes aside, Lucy looked lovely in her white wrestling attire. She had on a strapless one piece bra that wasn’t going anywhere unless Vivica tried very hard to pry it down. Known for her snappy and sexy photo shoots, Lucy wore a white v-shaped bikini bottom thong which allowed the audience to appreciate her lovely little Chinese American asscheeks “GO LUCY!!!!” a number of aimless cries came from the crowd. Her combat boots were a finely polished white leather with sneaker soles and you could tell she’d paid someone to shine’em up real nice…what... you didn’t think she polished her own boots did you? She had a sexy pair of white finger-less driving gloves on, for when she drove her fist into Vivica’s face or God forbid that Grand Canyon of Cleavage! She was sure that she should center her attacks on Viv’s surgically enhanced silicone SILOS! Fake tits, real good Viv, she yelled over at Vivica “You look like an idiot!”
Vivica smirked and rolled her eyes “Keep talking shit bitch.” Julia motioned for the ladies to approach. The crowd really enjoyed the burgundy outfit of Vivica's. She looked like a Black Amazon with the burgundy colored thigh high stockings and slightly lower burgundy thigh high boots! As Julia explained the rules with the cutest French accent in her English, the crowd took snap shots of Vivica and Lucy, especially Vivica as she sported a beautiful burgundy bra with a deep plunging line that held her tits perfectly! Her panties were sheer and left nothing to the imagination, but the deep burgundy color made it hard to see all the good parts! It was clear that Vivica wanted to make a statement and the burgundy frill around her panties showed that she was either gonna get put to sleep or she was putting someone else to sleep. To round out her attire, Vivica had these solid burgundy sleeves that she wore on her arms that made her look super villainous-like. A clear shot at Halle. She’d show her who people wanted to see. Both ladies wore solid color black chokers that were included with their wardrobes. They had a very expensive gold piece that fit perfect over there throats with the engraved initial of G. Lucy noticed that Julia wore the same kind of choker with the same initial engraving. She reminded herself to talk to her “manager” about that.
Julia sent them back to their corners and after what was an eternity of build-up, it was time. The crowd had a hushed anticipation with the occasional catcall or cry, then Julia told them to ring the BELL… in French. The bell man… another Joe from the gym, sat there stupefied. Julia called for the match to BEGIN AGAIN! In French… again… no bell. Finally she stormed over to the corner near the bell boy and unleashed a volley of French and then yelled in English “RING THE FUCKIN BELL ASSHOLE!” AND THE MATCH BEGAN!
Lucy and Vivica FLEW OUT OF THEIR CORNERS STRAIGHT AT EACH OTHER!!!! “Lets see what you got, BITCH!”
Vivica unloaded a wild haymaker that Lucy easily ducked and laughed at as she told Vivica “Oh C’MON VIV! That’s all you GOT! YOU FIGHT LIKE A GIRL!” Lucy then kicked the crap out of Vivica and knocked her back! Although she landed the first blow, Lucy knew that Vivica could take a shit load of punishment! She evaded another one of Vivica’s sloppy punches and responded with two well placed punches to those titanic tits of hers “Hope ya got insurance for those!” Vivica staggered back and threw another punch and another before she heard someone yell that the object is to WRESTLE!
Out of the BLUE Lucy actually turned to the direction of the voice and yelled “WHY DON’T YOU MIND YOUR FUCKIN BUSINESS LOSER!” at ringside. He could only laugh and realized that Scott Steiner would probably get along real well with Lucy, then he looked downward as Vivica clobbered her with a clothesline!
Vivica didn’t waste time trying to drop the hammer on Lucy with an elbow, but Liu rolled out of the way and Vivica caught all mat “BITCH!”They both scrambled back to their feet, but Liu was quicker and caught Vivica right in the temple! As soon as Vivica reeled, Lucy then jabbed her right in her cleavage, pushing Vivica back again and again! Vivica was clearly turned around at how fast Lucy was and she swung wildly just to get the bitch off of her! But Lucy caught her arm then kicked Vivica in her exposed midsection once, then twice and then quickly “Let’s go Viv!” irish whipped her into the corner! Vivica hit the corner sideways and tried to get her bearings as Lucy came at her full steam, SHIT! And nailed her with a running dropkick in the corner!
Vivica was rocked back up into the corner, but Lucy had left her feet and was now scrambling back to them. Desperate, Vivica ran out of the corner and hit Lucy with a shoulder charge “OW!” As soon as she sent Lucy back down to the mat, Vivica just went with it and jumped up and came down on her with a standing body splash! Lucy cried out as she was NOT expecting that one “Get your… heavy ass off of me!” They rolled around on the mat and the flash bulbs were poppin, but Vivica was just happy to have slowed the angry little bitch down! They clearly weren’t mat wrestlers as they looked as awkward as two dogs fucking! They didn’t stay on the mat very long with Lucy finally managing to get out from under Vivica who was really only stalling for time “ILL, was it good for YOU!” “I can’t just let you run around like you own my ass, Alexis!”
Vivica tried to tie up with Lucy, but got a toe-kick to the gut as her reward “Uh-NO! Hands off the merchandise Cleopatra Jones!” Then Lucy grabbed her by her arm and wrenched it.
“AHHH FUCK!” Vivica yells and before Vivica knew it Lucy had flipped her flat onto her back and she was staring up at the lights! SHIT! I can’t believe this little... then she saw something coming down at her.
She heard Lucy tell her “Heads up!” Lucy’s leg drop caught Vivica right on her throat! Vivica’s entire body jerked and she started panting for air as she was trying to get her fuckin mind right. She was still staring up at the lights when she saw Lucy’s leg coming down on her AGAIN! She actually barked just before she took another leg drop to her tits and that one actually made her legs kick out! But Lucy wanted more and she quickly dropped the leg on Vivica’s tits again causing Vivica to bark even harder!
Lucy quickly scrambled into the cover and hooked Vivica’s leg as she yelled at Julia “COUNT IT FRENCHIE!” Julia sneered and moved into position while Vivica could feel the weight of Lucy pinning her and her leg was hooked! I can’t... Vivica heard the hard slam of Julia’s hand on the mat but she didn’t know if it was one or two and she freaked and barely kicked out!
Lucy let out the sweetest yelp as Vivica barely kicked out and felt her nipples harden at how strong Vivica was to kick out after her Triple Leg Drop! Not good, she thought, I knew this bitch was strong as a mule, but she’s still twice as stupid! Julia watched to see what Lucy would do and Lucy actually was kind of stunned, then she got up and started pulling Vivica up by her hair “Omigod… your hair is, well, YOUR HAIR!” Vivica groaned at yet another one of Lucy’s barbs, but she was just trying to hang on! This was the same shit that Halle did to her, kept hammering her till she finally wore her out! Then she felt Lucy pulling her again and before she knew it she was being whipped to the fuckin ropes.
“BITCH!”
As soon as Vivica came back at her Lucy hit her with a hellacious jumping spin kick that cut the Black beauty back to the CANVAS! The crowd let out a loud gasp as Lucy smiled like the cat that ate the canary “Yes, yes, I know, I know. You’re all so lucky to be in my presence and witness this!” Well that got a few boos… that were quickly silenced. Then Lucy ran towards the ropes that were length wise to Vivica’s body and came back with a handspring splash right on Vivica’s tits AGAIN! Vivica cried out as she sat up slightly while Lucy told her “That ought a knock the piss outta ya! FRENCHIE! COUNT DAMMIT!”
Julia slid into position as her patience was wearing thin with Miss Asian Asscheeks! Vivica was once again feeling the weight of Lucy’s body and the fact that her leg had been hooked! Her tits were aching and she was barely able to hear Julia’s hand hit the mat and she instinctively kicked out of Lucy’s pinning predicament! Bitch, wearing me out!
“SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK!” Lucy screamed and she immediately looked at Frenchie “Are you tryin ta screw me over FRENCHIE!?!?” Julia glared at her and told her that maybe if she spent more time wrestling and less time being cheeky then she might have won by now! Lucy shook her head and got up as she told Julia “What, they don’t teach you how to count in that crappy country of yours!”
“Watch your mouth White man’s WHORE!”
Lucy stood shocked and said “And when’s the last time you tasted Black dick BITCH!” she then toe-kicked the crap out of Julia who let out a hard yelp as she bent over “See, that’s all that anybody ever sees of you anyway!” Then Lucy stepped back as Julia was trying to clear the cobwebs! You little, but then Julia felt Lucy’s axe kick connect with the back of her exposed neck! She barked even harder and most of the men in the room knew what hole she felt that one in…
But while Lucy was sending Julia to dream land, Vivica was desperately sucking wind and trying to get herself in order. She had tried to get up and then just gave up and flopped back down on the mat. Then when she heard Julia’s initial yelp she tried to roll over so she could get the damn lights out of her eyes! I gotta get the fuck up! I can’t let her beat me! But… Vivica knew she was just about spent. Her two little bitches were yelping like crazy from Lucy’s constant unwanted attention on them and then she heard Julia yelp even harder and her own nipples hardened, okay… I know what that’s from… I gotta get up… I… FUCK! She rolled onto her side and laid there panting.
Lucy had slid out of the ring, fuck did she think she was playing with!?!? I’m Lucy LIU DAMMIT “GET OUTTA THAT CHAIR! GET YOUR FAT ASS OUTTA THAT CHAIR!” The guy mouthed off for a bit and then Lucy kicked him in the groin as he stood up to shout some more shit“SIT DOWN! FAT BASTARD!” she received a chorus of boos and slut chants as she snatched up the steel chair and folded it up. She didn’t help the gym boys when she yelled back “AHHHH, SO’S-ALL-YOUR-MOTHERS! BASTARDS!”
She climbed back into the ring as Julia lay slumped on the side of her face with her ass up “HA-HA! LOOK!” Lucy pointed “SHE’S A NATURAL! WHORE… I bet that’s actually a French word that’s a synonym for LOSERRRRRRRRR!” Vivica meanwhile had collapsed back down onto her stomach and was still suckin wind like a beaten bitch. Lucy didn’t waste anymore time as she walked up on Vivica who was once again trying to get up “Oh Vivian, you don’t look so good. Let me help you with this STEEL CHAIR! DIEEEEEEEEE!” She brought the chair down from as far back as she could get it and started slamming it into Vivica who just started yelping and whining until Lucy bent the chair up so much she couldn’t hold it any more “Must be made in Mexico.” Then she tossed it aside and rolled Vivica onto her back amidst a chorus of boos and cheers“FRENCHIE! COUNT!” nothing… “FRENCHIE! I SAID COUNT!” Julia didn’t stir at all.
At ringside… he could only shake his head at Lucy’s level of intelligence “I can see you haven’t been accountable for your own actions in a long ass time, bless your sheltered and coddled heart.”
Vivica’s eyes were thin slits and she wasn’t kickin out of nothin now, but Lucy’s idiotic move to knockout the ref was now a problem “Damn it… okay maybe I should have waited till after the match to kick her, GET UP!” A chant of “you dumb cunt” went up as Lucy grit her teeth and got off of Vivica “Ohh that’s so original! Did you hurt yourselves thinking of that one!” Lucy went over to Julia and started trying to rouse her “GET UP!”
It took Lucy a good two or three minutes to bring a very irate international porn star around and as soon as she did Lucy got up and went over to make the cover “Okay, let’s GO already, DAMN! I could have gotten a seat at” then Julia spun her around “HUH!?!?” toe-kicked LUCY “BITCH!” they both cried and then Julia grabbed Lucy’s long and lovely locks and gave her the X-Factor right onto her FACE AND TITS! Lucy ate all of it and actually rebounded and rolled onto her back! Julia got up and started yelling in French at Lucy and then she sauntered over to a neutral corner and waited. She refused to count, she simply waited.
After a few minutes Lucy kicked at the floor with her legs sporadically as she ran her hands over her face, trying to collect herself “You… you… fuckin…” but Vivica was finally moving as the crowd was restless from the inactivity. Vivica groaned and whined, but she wasn’t sure why she could still hear people here. Then it sunk in that somehow… the match was still going. The crowd started to react to the movement of the two ladies in the ring and a steady stomping started up. Vivica rolled onto her side and she was still all fucked up. She already knew that she couldn’t take anymore “YOU BITCH!” She yelled, which was of course pretty stupid.
Lucy, upon hearing Viv, cleared her mane from her face and slowly got back onto her feet, FIRST “Oh no you don’t… oh no” She reached Vivica just as Vivica was just getting onto her hands and she pulled Vivica up by her hair only to take a shot to the gut “UHHH! FUCK!” Then another one and another one, then Lucy raked Vivica’s eyes!
Vivica let out a painful cry as she stumbled to her feet cursing Lucy like she had stole a role from her “I’ll GETCHU BITCH!”
“NOT TODAY VIV!” Lucy took Vivica by her arm and whipped her to the corner and Vivica howled in pain as the turnbuckle took away what little strength she’d regained! Julia watched as Lucy charged in and body splashed the shit out of Vivica! Vivica grabbed the ropes, she knew if she fell onto the mat she was done for! I can’t, then she felt Lucy grab her again, NO! Lucy irish, NO! Vivica reversed it, but sent Lucy BACK to the corner they were just in! The quick switch! The turnbuckle came up fast as hell and Lucy yelped in surprise! She ate all of it just like she did Julia’s X-Factor “FUCKIN FRENCHIE!” Lucy’s tits were already sensitive and that X-Factor! Now the turnbuckle!
Vivica didn’t know what the fuck that was all about, but she grabbed Lucy from behind and Lucy thrashed about wildly screaming and struggling to get FREE! Then she felt Vivica just lift her off her fuckin feet “NOOOH! NOOOH!” and hurl her over onto her neck and shoulders! Lucy folded up like an accordion! Vivica’s desperate release German suplex had found the mark and the fans got a free pervert pic of Lucy Liu’s ass as she was crumpled in on herself upside down whining! Vivica tried to catch her breath as the crowd roared and some actually booed at seeing their favorite bad girl get German suplexed like that! But Vivica knew that she had to hurry up… then she remembered what he had said in the bar and she sat back in the corner and rested. It was stupid of her to not try to pin Lucy, but she knew Lucy was just as tough as she was, but faster, quicker and far more ruthless… but she was sure she could outlast her. So she decided to sit there and try to regain some of her strength while Lucy was ass upside down.Lucy unfolded herself with an angry groan and rolled and rolled and rolled until she got out of the ring and took a breather. She knew she couldn’t take too much punishment too fast or it would wear her out and then she would be dead meat. Julia immediately began the 10 count, but didn’t do anything slimy. Far as she was concerned, she got even and as long as Lucy kept her fried-rice-fingers to herself, then fine and she made sure to look at Lucy to let the little bitch know this and Lucy… grudgingly acknowledged her. She used the full count and then quickly slid back into the ring as Vivica got up “Great… back at square one again.” But Lucy knew that wasn’t true.
Vivica told her “I shoulda thought of the whole steel chair thing.”
Lucy nodded “But we know thinking isn’t your strong suit.” Vivica smiled and almost charged her, but Lucy saw her flinch “C’mon Vivian, you know you want to. You can’t do much else, just like in your movies. What’s the next one gonna be called, She ain't got Game or are you just gonna sell your pissy little panties on eBay?”
Vivica came roaring out of the corner and right into a deep arm drag! Now she was thrown off AGAIN! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT! She scrambled to her feet and Lucy caught her AGAIN! She got back up and Lucy hit her with a hip toss that had her looking at the lights AGAIN and then Lucy yelped as Vivica rolled out from under her leg drop! FUCK! As soon as she hit her ass against the mat she sat there stunned for a second and Vivica knife-edged her tits hard as HELL! The crowd actually winced as Vivica caught her again and Lucy began bouncing up and down as she sat there reeling from the pain! Then Vivica threw herself at Lucy and caught her with a clothesline! Lucy coughed and rolled onto her side, I have to get up! I can’t lose this! Then she felt Vivica drag her up from behind “NOH!” Lucy used the ole TRICK KNEE! And whipped her leg back while lurching forward and groin kicked Vivica who cried out something fierce and was instantly brought to her knees!
Lucy ran for the ropes and came back only to get power slammed by Vivica “FUCK!” Vivica hooked her leg and she started kicking as Julia scrambled into position for the 1, 2 “FUCK!” Lucy kicked out! Fuckin bitch! Vivica got off of her and Lucy tried to roll outside but then Vivica caught her with an elbow right in her waist! Another cover, but Lucy grabbed the ropes and Julia made sure Vivica saw the rope break! I just have to stay on her, Vivica thought. She grabbed Lucy who was wild eyed and desperate to escape! Have to get her ghetto ass offa me!
Lucy punched Vivica in her midsection as she was being pulled up, but then Vivica raked HER EYES. Lucy howled in protest at Vivica “FUCKIN BITCH! THAT’S GIMMICK INFRINGEMENT!” Then Lucy whined as Vivica knife edge chopped her tits again! OW FUCK! And again! YOU! CUNT! Lucy’s whole body shook from a third one and she covered her chest as Vivica irish whipped her hard as hell INTO THE CORNER! She ate all of it chest first and yelped hard enough that everyone knew that Vivica was wearing her out now, I CAN’T! Lucy staggered backwards dazed and then felt Vivica collide with her from behind and smash her back into the corner “NOH!” Now Lucy was panting hot and heavy as Vivica started pounding her from behind and grinding her into the corner!
"C’mon bitch!” Vivica taunted her and pounded against her, causing Lucy to cry out, but Vivica kept taunting her “C’mon!” Lucy cried out harder as Vivica nailed her just as hard and then Vivica just started ramming into her “Just a little! BIT! MORE!”
Lucy shook her head wildly and barked “FUCK!”
Vivica then backed up a little and spun Lucy around sending her hair flying as Lucy tried to resist, kneed Lucy in the gut! Which drove her hard back into the corner and then she irish whipped Lucy to the opposite corner chest first AGAIN! As soon as Lucy hit she let out a similar kind of bark that Julia did and everyone got the picture as she staggered out of the corner whining and took a Chest Press Splash from Vivica that jammed her right back into it! Lucy let out a bizarre sounding bark as she took way more than she could stand at this point. I can’t, I can’t, have to, fuck… I have to get to… to the outside…kicking my cunt... kicking my....
She felt Vivica yank her out of the corner and she wined “You bitch” then she took a toe-kick that forced her to stick out her ass as it connected to her gut! Then Vivica gripped her around her lower back. Lucy whined some more as they were chest-to-chest! Lucy tried to get out, but she was all fucked up and she could only cry out as Vivica belly-to-bellied her to the mat! Driving her tits into Lucy’s while driving her down! Lucy felt Vivica cover her and she could barely see the lights through her hair, she felt Vivica hook her leg and she started kicking and whining like a bitch in heat, she heard Julia’s hand hit the mat a second time and she barked “FUCK!” she couldn’t kick out, but she did know to grab the fuckin rope!
Julia immediately sat up and pointed! Vivica looked at Julia in shock and then realized that she didn’t get Lucy far enough out of the fuckin CORNER! Lucy thought she had grabbed the ropes, but really she had raised her foot onto the bottom rope. Vivica felt her strength leaving her. She had put EVERYTHING INTO THAT and for it to end with a foot on the rope! "You little bitch!" She got to her feet slowly and saw Lucy try to slither and roll outside “Oh no you DON’T!” But Lucy had tricked her. As soon as she bent down Lucy kicked her right in her temple with an angry desperate moan!
Vivica staggered away holding her head and Lucy summoned up all that she had left and scrambled to her feet, I have to make this fuckin COUNT! Vivica was seeing stars as she felt Lucy toe-kick HER! BITCH! NOOOH! Lucy heard Vivica’s guttural bark and the way that Vivica’s whole body jumped from the toe-kick as she slumped over! She kept her eye on Vivica as she quickly bounced off the ropes and came back with her axe kick to the back of VIVICA’S NECK!!!! BUT IT MISSED!!!!
Vivica pulled back at the last possible second and disappeared from Lucy’s view as Lucy bitch-barked as hard as she could at missing her finishing move! WHAT! WHERE! HOW! She spun to her left, but no Vivica! “WHAT THE FUCK!!!!”where IS SHE, but then she was spun back the opposite direction and she knew that she had turned the WRONG WAY! “NOOOH!” she didn’t wanna get HIT!!!! Not while she was all turned around and fucked-up-like-THIS, but she felt Vivica’s toe-kick take the wind right out of her and she flinched as she stooped over! NO! I can’t! I CAN’T! Then Vivica toe-kicked her again, but this time right in her cunt! That caused Lucy’s whole body to jump and her ass jutted out! CUNT-KICK MEH!?!? BITCH! YOU BITCH! But Lucy could only stand there whining as Vivica knew, one more, ONE MORE! And she nailed Lucy with another cunt-kick causing Lucy to bitch-bark so everyone knew that if Vivica hit her move…Lucy wasn’t gonna kick out this time!
Quickly Vivica hit Lucy with another cunt-kick and told her “Whose gonna be sellin pissy-panties on eBay now BITCH!!!!”
Lucy, almost as if to answer, let out a dick stiffening whine that told everyone that she was WORN-OUT!!!! She was panting like she was gettin ridden hard and Vivica locked in her other finishing move. It looked like the Rock Bottom or the Book End and Vivica made sure to pander as Lucy was panting away in her ear! Vivica walked with Lucy locked into her second finisher move, but then Lucy finally started showing some signs of life. She knew if she got hit with whatever Vivica was getting ready to do, she was DONE FOR! She tried to collect herself as Vivica made sure to turn to each side of the ring and use her left hand to slap the shit out of Lucy’s exposed asscheeks! By the time Vivica was facing where she started, Lucy had ripe red palm prints on her freckled ass and her eyes were narrow slits! Vivica’s pandering and spanking sapped whatever resistance the bratty little bitch had left and she was reduced to panting and whining again! Then Vivica brought her up… and then abruptly and VIOLENTLY turned and powered the screaming slut down with her Sambo Suplex!
The abruptness and the feeling of being carried over, her legs getting spread eagled as she was powered onto her neck and back by Vivica. It was too much for Lucy! She felt Vivica roll her ALL THE WAY UP “noooh… shit… no” the same way that she had gotten folded up by the German suplex and she kicked harmlessly as she heard Julia scramble into position! Lucy had gotten too many of her weaknesses exposed and she just couldn’t focus at all as Julia’s hand came down for the two count! She whined “fuck” and threw everything into a kick out, but went nowhere and then she heard Julia’s hand hit the three and then the bell! How… she asked herself, how did this happen to me… why does this always happen to me…
Vivica barely rolled off of her and she too lay there looking up at the lights. She had won, but barely and she knew that Lucy had done something stupid after knocking her the fuck out with that steel chair. Panting, both bitches were looking at the ceiling lights, until he stood over top of them… peering down. Neither could speak and the crowd was a faint murmur to them after all of this back-and-forth fighting. He smiled though and Lucy started to roll away until he said “Where are you going Chinese American Princess?” before Lucy could even hope to say something snappy he told them “Tonight, you girls are gonna rest up and then tomorrow we’ll talk contracts and money. There is no way I can break up such a talented tandem.” He then went and sat in the corner and let them lay there thinking about what he said and the fact that they had both just started a brand new career.
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