I. LIVE!

GOOD EVENING FROM FOOT INJECTED UPPER DARBY!

LITERALLY JUST GOT BACK IN THE DOOR! LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING?! Having these business cards FINALLY PRINTED UP!? I've been passing them out and people have been like OH SHIT YOU DREW THAT!? I would NEVER GUESS YOU WERE AN ARTIST OR WRITER BECAUSE YOU LOOK...!?

Kinda like a HITMAN!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

SHOUT OUT TO KEV FROM WORK "Ohkay, YO!? Shawn!? You, YOU AIN'T FOOLIN NOBODY MAN! Everybody here's done they dirt back in the day and YOU REEK OF SOMEBODY WHO USED TO BURY BODIES BACK IN THE DAY!"
O_O?
WHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!?
NAH NAH NAH, MAN, NAH!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, no seriously I've NEVER KILLED ANYONE BEFORE IN MY LIFE I JUST LOOK LIKE I HAVE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, okay it was funny TO US!
"FUCK OUTTA HERE SHAWN!? I be peepin you when these bitches up in here be sayin sideways shit, you got that look on your face like...? Keep talkin, I know a COUPLE OF HOES THAT'LL SLAP YA ASS RIGHT THE FUCK UP!"

I DO NOT KNOW ANY HOES WHO WILL SLAP ANYONE THE FUCK UP! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
NO SERIOUSLY I KNOW NO HOES! HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAH!
Either way I AM BACK HOME AND WALKING AROUND IS ABOUT TO BE OFFICIALLY DONE FOR THE NIGHT! I was smart enough to ONLY GET THE INJECTION IN ONE FOOT! So I've been feeling MY LEFT FOOT fuckin around with me and going from numb to burning to what the fuck was that!? Since I got on the bus ride back here, FORTUNATELY!? The 110 stops RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE! So I'm STRAIGHT. Just walk outside and HOP ON BOARD. But I did have to walk back here from the bus stop so!? LEMME GET OUTTA THESE HOES, SHOES! LEMME GET OUTTA THESE SHOES! I AM NOT IN ANY HOES! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!