JUST BACK FROM ROOM VIEWING AND LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN...!?

TALK ABOUT BEING RIGHT ON THE MUTHAFUCKA MONEY!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK THAT SHIT WAS STRAIGHT OUTTA STEREOTYPE! FUCK COMPTON!

FOR STARTERS!?

It!? The guy "RENTING" THIS HORRIFIC HOUSE WAS EXACTLY LIKE A SAID! AN ENTITLED, STEREOTYPE OF A STEREOTYPE OF A WHITE-JEW! WHO HAD THE NERVE TO DRIVE UP INTO WEST PHILLY AROUND 52ND STREET MAKING IT CLEAR THAT HE WOULD BUY EVERY NIGGER HE COULD IF HE REALLY WAS RICH!
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HOWEVER!? When I went INSIDE THIS PLACE, YO!? I NEED A MUTHAFUCKA SHOWER! RIGHT THE FUCK NOW! RIGHT NOW! EVEN AS I'M TYPING THE FUCKIN SHOWER IS LIKE "FUCK ARE YOU DOING, FOOL! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE NOW, MUTHAFUCKA, NOW!"

HOW DARE THIS PIECE OF SHIT SCUMBAG TRY TO TALK ABOUT $500 TO MOVE IN AND $300 SECURITY DEPOSIT!? THE FUCKIN PLACE IS ON THE VERGE OF FUCKIN GODDAMN CONDEMNED COLLAPSE! I SHOULDA FUCKIN BROUGHT MY CAMCORDER WITH ME SO I COULD FUCKIN LET YOU SEE HIM! THIS FUCKIN PLACE! AND THE BULLSHIT HE WAS TRYING TO?!

LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING?! HE WAS SHOCKED AS SHIT WHEN HE SAW ME AND THEN WHEN HE HEARD ME TALK TO HIM HE KNEW
"Well, SHIT! I didn't think I'd be able to rope this nigger in."

Then, THE YOUNG BLACKMAN UP IN THERE WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND AND DAUGHTER!? THIS GUY IS PROBABLY LATE 20'S AND CAN FUCKIN DRAW HIS ASS OFF!!!!!!!! I WAS LIKE "YOU DRAW THESE!?" he was like "Yeah." SO I GAVE HIM MY FUCKIN BUSINESS CARD WHILE THE SCUMLORD WHITE-JEW, WHERE EVEN OTHER WHITE-JEWS WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE
"SHAZBOTS, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, MAN!?"

Even THE MOST SCUMMY WHITE-JEW LANDLORD WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE "Now see, now!?"

 But what STOOD OUT TO ME MORE WAS HOW TALENTED THIS BLACK GUY IS AND I'M LIKE "REALLY!? HE'S FUCKIN STUCK IN THIS SHIT!? WITH ALL THIS FUCKIN ARTISTIC TALENT!?" so the GOD of White-Jew Scumlords IS TRYING TO BLAME THIS BLACKMAN FOR WHY THE HOUSE IS AN ABSOLUTE FUCKIN PIECE A FUCKIN SHIT! And I FINALLY TOLD HIM, STOP THAT SHIT, MAN! YOU PUT YOUR FUCKIN MONEY INTO THAT FUCKIN BMW AND DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THIS PLACE AND NOW YOU'RE STUCK!

In TYPICAL! WHITE-FASHION, now it's some BLACK PERSON'S FAULT THAT THIS WHITE-JEW IS A SLUMLORD!? Where I was like "YOUR PATIO IS WATER DAMAGED AND SO IS THIS CEILING IN HERE, MAYBE IF YOU PUT MONEY INTO FIXING THIS HOUSE INSTEAD OF YOUR FUCKIN BMW THEN YOUR SHIT WOULD BE STRAIGHT!

So now the guy is trying to CONVINCE ME "The place, MR. WILLIAMS, THE PLACE DOESN'T NORMALLY LOOK LIKE THIS!" and I was like. yOU, yo? YOU stiLL TRYING TO FUCKIN LIE TO ME! Now, LOOK!? I don't know what's going on IN THIS MAN'S LIKE OR THE BLACK FAMILY I JUST SAW LIVING IN THAT FILTHY CRAP, BUT!? I DO KNOW WHAT TO LOOK FOR WITH A HOUSE THAT HAS NOT ONLY NEVER BEEN FIXED UP!? BUT NEVER BEEN PUT IN PROPER ORDER FOR HUMAN HABITATION IN THE FIRST FUCKIN PLACE!

I still CANNOT BELIEVE how good of an artistic that guy was and IS and he's STUCK in that place. And before any of you assholes have some slick shit to THINK OR SAY, SHUT THE FUCK UP! It is this CONSTANT WASTE OF BLACK TALENT that has us IN THE MESS WE'RE IN NOW! I wanted to THROW THAT LITTLE WHITE-JEWISH TROLL THREW THE FUCKIN WALL AND HE KNEW THAT SHIT TOO! Which is why he SHUT THE FUCK UP! I gotta go COOL OFF...
AND FUCKIN SHOWER!

And after being in that neighborhood, I now see why HIS NASTY WHITE-JEW ASS DIDN'T WANNA COME BACK THROUGH THERE! Because HE KNEW, shit!? These niggers might GET ME! DAMMIT! If only I had some REAL MONEY THEN I WOULDN'T NEED TO DO THIS SHIT!