YEP! YOU GUESSED IT! I'M FILLIN OUT JOB APPS!

GOOD MORNING FROM UPPER DARBY!

IF YOU GUESSED THAT RIGHT NOW I AM FILLING OUT JOB APPLICATIONS ONLINE!? THEN YOU WIN THE AWESOMELY OLD MARVEL COMICS NO-PRIZE AWARD! However since I am not affiliated nor working for Marvel Comics then I cannot actually hand out said awards without being sued, SO!?
NO NO-PRIZE FOR ANY OF US!

With that said!? BACK TO FILLING OUT ONLINE APPS, AND!?
Irony of Irony, CHECK THIS SHIT OUT;
Please note that we are unable to respond to calls asking for application status updates.
That lovely little cut copy pasted LINE!? Shows you how shit works here! I'm fillin out job apps, but the fuckin POTENTIAL EMPLOYERS MAKE IT CLEAR!
DON'T FUCKIN CALL US TO FIND OUT THE STATUS OF YOUR FUCKIN APPLICATION! JUST FUCKIN SIT AND STEW AND FIGURE IT OUT IF TOO MANY FUCKIN WEEKS GO BY THEN YOUR ASS DIDN'T GET THE FUCKIN JOB! DON'T FUCKIN CALL US, ALL RIGHT!

And have a blessed and pleasant day....
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HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAH! This is why shit is in the crapper in this country. Because THIS IS NOW THE NORM, for LOOKING FOR WORK! Apply online ONLY. But then DON'T ASK US QUESTIONS SLAVES! >_< People need to be ASHAMED to have LET THIS BULLSHIT TAKE PLACE! I have NO IDEA! Who said "Wow I have a great IDEA! We should let employers set up a system where WE CAN ONLY APPLY ONLINE AND THEY CAN JUST FUCKIN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT! IT'S BRILLIANT! WE WON'T HAVE THE FAINTEST FUCKIN IDEA WHAT HAPPENS OR WHY!? BECAUSE WE'LL NEVER GET THE CHANCE TO EVER SPEAK TO ANYONE AT ANYWHERE WE APPLY TO! IT'S GREAT! WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE AND FORM STUPIDITY!"
>_<
Or something like that.
Cuz this shit is STUPID!