Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!! DAMMIT VERIZON!

Good Afternoon from GETTING READY TO GO TO WORK IN UPPER DARBY!

SO!? I stop to pay my bill online, as you know Verizon's Website is MY MORTAL ENEMY! I try to log in and ONCE AGAIN I'M LOCKED THE FUCK OUT!?!?!? ERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! Mind you I'm gonna be headed out the door in 15-minutes. So I call Tech-Support. Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd. Please wait.
Music.
Please wait.
Music.
Due to severe weather conditions or operators are, PLEASE WAIT!
More fuckin music.
Are you still waiting?
Yes.
Thank you, PLEASE WAIT!
-Anger... building...-
Are you STILL, waiting?
Yes I'm
PLEASE WAIT STUPID HUMAN WHILE WE PLOT THE DESTRUCTION OF YOUR KIND! AND NOT JUST BLACK HUMANS BUT ALL HUMANS!
WAIT, WHATTHEFUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT MACHINE!?
PLEASE WAIT, FOREVER! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,  PLEASE WAIT, TILL YOU'RE LATE FOR WORK!
>_<

So I decided to hang up after checking some information and seeing I have till the 6th to make my payment.
Damn, Verizon-programs!

PLEASE WAIT!